stevebeilgard Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 three newly married men were having a conversation. the 1st man married a gal from virginia and said that right after the honeymoon, he told his wife that he expects to come home to a clean home and a hot meal. after the 1st day, he could see a little improvement. after the 2nd day, he could see marked improvement, but not just right. after the 3rd day, he could see that life was going to be good. the second man said he married a girl fro texas and that after the honeymoon, he told his wife he expects to come home to a hot meal, a clean house, and the dishes put away. after the 1st day, he could see improvement. after the 2nd day, he saw things were much better, and after the 3rd day he could see that he was going to have a good life. the 3rd man said that he married a girl from wyoming and after the honeymoon he told his wife that he expected to come home to a clean house, a hot meal, the dishes put away, and the lawn mowed. after the 1st day, he couldn't see anything at all. after the 2nd day, he could see a little bit, but not much. after the 3rd day, the swelling had gone down and he could see well enough to dial the phone and call a maid ad a landscaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES LMBO! Good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES LOL I have heard that one before, but the third woman was from New Jersey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES LOL nice~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES LMBO....poor fella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gfourhunter Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES (lucky to be alive) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6sixpoint_nobrows Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES nice one....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES That's pretty funny. Sounds like it could have been a wife from New York though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES Was she from Wyoming or FLORIDA?????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bowhunter56 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES That was great, thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bexar_county89 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES Serves him right! lmao that was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES Note to self: Never date a woman from Wyoming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hookedonhunting Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: THE 3 WIVES lol!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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