OJR Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!! He calmly told them. "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they said. "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her name; they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars." "Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it. "Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche Best joke I've heard in a while Orlan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche LMBO!! MAN THATS HILARIOUS!! forwarded to dad and my teachers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherguy Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche Heard that one before and i laugh my head off every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche ha ha ha, thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche N o w t h a t s f u n n y ! ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
too_pointer Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche very good LOL too_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KansasDeer Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche LMBO--good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche Dang don't we all wish!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaDeerHunter Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche LOL! That is to good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge4x4 Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche awesome joke man! i love that un! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhunter91 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6sixpoint_nobrows Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche haha, id be so mad, but if he was stranded on a island, why would he need money?....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisconsinboy Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche thats is a pretty good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche That's a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bowhunter56 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche good one, sometimes simple is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche LOL. Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche LOL thats a pretty good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSGB Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche LMBO! Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion_70 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche LOL... that will teach him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche Do you know that that actually happened here a few years ago? The classifieds ad said "Divorce sale" She sold her husband's car ( Some kind of sports car) for $1.00. They were supposably selling their stuff and splitting the profits. She gave him the .50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: $15.00 Porsche Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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