OJR Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 A big earthquake 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots. The European community (except France) is sending food and money. The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans. God Bless America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! [ QUOTE ] I thought that was for real! Ran next door to put on the TV and checked the internet! That will teach me to read quickly [/ QUOTE ] And that's even funnier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bexar_county89 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! I love it!!!!! That's wonderful! When I first started reading it I thought it was serious, then when i got down, I had to call over my buddy to read that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! LOL THATS AWESOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! LOL! thats hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! Good one!That cracked me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! You know, had this happened..... I was already in the process of organizing a community relief drive. I could easily round up about 10,000 where i live in my little town. Whereas businesses once started posting bilingual signs, they now are all Spanish in many places. Property values have plummeted, school performance is 1/3 of what it used to be, our local hospital is almost bankrupt becuase the illegals use it as a health clinic, and crime is way up. It took me 8 hours in the ER for a serious illness to be seen when I hear nurses trying to explain that "YOU HAVE A COLD, PLEASE GO HOME" to the Mexican beside me. We had a band of them doing home invasions and robbing/raping women and young girls until they finally caught them. I loaded up my 12 guage coach gun and was hoping they might come calling on my home one night. I told my realtor (when she said that someone Spanish speaking most likely would buy my home because they don't pay taxes--generally--and have cash to pay) that I couldn't stop them from buying it but they would pay full price. Not one penny of negotiations. I am not going to list at 2/3 of its value and then bargain with a non-tax payer further on it. JMHO. That is my rant for the day. New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! That is pretty good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6sixpoint_nobrows Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! HA HA HA HAHAAHAAA wow! that is the funniest thing iv heard in a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! Hahahahahahaha oh man!!!!!!! Hey RyanH we could probably round up about 10,000 just out of Madill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisconsinboy Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! so very very true. and its funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: If It Were This Simple! LOL. Good one Orlan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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