Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 what did the blonde say when she opend the box of cheerieos 'oh look donut seeds" lets here your blonde jokes or any kind of joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: blonde joke LOL! good one! i have TONS of blonde jokes, but they are inapropriate for the forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bexar_county89 Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: blonde joke This blonde bought a puzzle and tried to put it together. She called her b/f, for help, told him it was supposed to be like the tiger on the box. He came over looked at the puzzle and said. "Honey, Lets get all of the frosted flakes back into the box." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: blonde joke 3 blonde walked into a bar you think the third one would duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bexar_county89 Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: blonde joke This blondes house was on fire, she called the fire station in a panic. "Help, Help! My house is burning down." The operator replied. "Ma'm calm down. Please tell me how we can get to your house." The blonde responded. "In the big red truck! DUH!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: blonde joke LOL good ones ladies! like i said, i'd love to say some, but they are inappropriate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest big9ptbuck Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: blonde joke there was this blonde, she said id like to buy that t.v. The guy said sorry we don't sell to blondes. So she dyed her hair brown. She came back and asked again. He said the same thing. So she dyed her hair black and asked. Said the same thing again. She says, I do u know im blonde?? He goes because thats not a t.v its a microwave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: blonde joke i have heard that big 9 point why did the blonde jump over the GLASS wall to see what was on the other side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihunt365 Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: blonde joke there was a blonde so stupid she bought orange juice from concentrate and took an hour and a half to drink it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: blonde joke [ QUOTE ] there was a blonde so stupid she bought orange juice from concentrate and took an hour and a half to drink it. [/ QUOTE ] LMBO!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest big9ptbuck Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: blonde joke good ones!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihunt365 Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: blonde joke the funny thing is i am blonde!!!!! just kidding i hane brown hair... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: blonde joke this is ment for colleges but i can change it this guy was jumping up and down on a sewige thing saying 99 99 99 99 99 99 over and over then this blonde came up and watched the guy and asked if she could try she jumped up and down saying 99 99 99 99 the guy pulled the lid off the seige cover and the blonde fell in then put it back on and started jumping up and down saying 100 100 100 100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: blonde joke how about this one: a guy is in his yard in his hamock and he sees a blond come out check her mail box go back inside, little later she does the same thing, little later the same thing and goes back in side. finaly on the 4th time he askes what she is doing, she sais, my computer keeps on telling me "you've got mail" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: blonde joke lol..never heard them before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihunt365 Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Re: blonde joke three teenagers went for a walk. there was a red head, a blond and, a girl with brown hair. each brought some thing different on the walk. the brown hared girl brought food so she wouldnt get hungary. the red brought water so she wouldnt get thirst. and the blonde brought a car door!! why. so if she got hot she would role the window downn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bexar_county89 Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Re: blonde joke a blonde, a brunette and a red head, get abducted by a pirate boat. they tie them up, to shoot them each. The officer calls for the gun men to take aim on the brunette "Ready, Aim-" The brunette calls "Tornado" The men duck and she escapes. Then he calls for the men to shoot the red head. "Ready, Aim-" "Hurricane" They all duck down and the red escapes. The officer, angry by now, calls for the men to shoot the blonde. "Ready, Aim-" the blonde calls out "FIRE!!!" A little corny, but o.k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Re: blonde joke i have heard that one ihunt but they were in the desert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 Re: blonde joke what about the blond who thought a quarterback was a refund. or the blond who thought taco bell was a mexican phone company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 Re: blonde joke you know how to keep a blond busy, put her in a circle shaped room and tell her to find a corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 Re: blonde joke 2 blonds went hunting and after a wile they find out they are lost, so the first blond tell the other one to shoot 3 time in the air because that is a signal that you are lost. after a wile the blond sais shoot 3 times in the air again and the other blond sais "i cant im out of arrows". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6sixpoint_nobrows Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 Re: blonde joke how did the blonde die... someone put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottum of her pool!... this blonde was hired at a very rich lawyers house to paint there porch, just before the lawyer leaves he tells the blonde he will pay her 100 dollars when she is finished painting the porch. the blonde agrees and the lawyer is picked up for work...a couple hours later she knocks on the lawyers door and tells his wife she is finished. the lawyers wife pays her and as the blonde is leaving she turns around and says by the way thats not a Porsche, its a Ferrari. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted April 26, 2005 Report Share Posted April 26, 2005 Re: blonde joke how do you confuse a blonde ?? put her in a circler room and tell her to pee in the corner. how do you confuse a brunett when the blonde comes out and says she has peed in the corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big_Game_Hunter_64 Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: blonde joke there were three freinds shipwrecked on an island..a brunette a redhead and a blonde and they find a magic lamp and a genie comes out and says ill grant u each one wish and he started with the brunette, so the brunatte wished to be back at home, then the redhead wished for the same thing. but on the blonds turn she said "im lonely i wish my freinds wre with back with me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MossySNPR Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Re: blonde joke There was a redhead, a brunette and a blond who had just robbed a bank and were running from the police. They entered a small general store where in the back was housed many barrels of different sorts. The cops run in and say to the owner, "hey! We know the women ran into THIS store! Where are they?" The owner says politely, "I have seen no women. I have only dog, cat, and potatoes for sale." The police then walk to the back where many barrels are stacked. They kick a barrel, and the redhead whos hiding in them says "Rough, rough!" Just a dog, the cops think. They kick another barrel, just to poke around, and the brunette says "Meow". Just a cat says the police. The cops kick another barrel labeled "Potatoes $5" and they hear a slow sound. "pooootaaatoooe" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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