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This blonde bought a puzzle and tried to put it together. She called her b/f, for help, told him it was supposed to be like the tiger on the box. He came over looked at the puzzle and said. "Honey, Lets get all of the frosted flakes back into the box."

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This blondes house was on fire, she called the fire station in a panic. "Help, Help! My house is burning down." The operator replied. "Ma'm calm down. Please tell me how we can get to your house." The blonde responded. "In the big red truck! DUH!!" laugh.giflaugh.gif

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there was this blonde, she said id like to buy that t.v. The guy said sorry we don't sell to blondes. So she dyed her hair brown. She came back and asked again. He said the same thing. So she dyed her hair black and asked. Said the same thing again. She says, I do u know im blonde?? He goes because thats not a t.v its a microwave. smile.gifcool.gifgrin.giflaugh.gifwink.gif

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this is ment for colleges but i can change it

this guy was jumping up and down on a sewige thing saying 99 99 99 99 99 99 over and over then this blonde came up and watched the guy and asked if she could try she jumped up and down saying 99 99 99 99 the guy pulled the lid off the seige cover and the blonde fell in then put it back on and started jumping up and down saying 100 100 100 100

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Re: blonde joke

how about this one:

a guy is in his yard in his hamock and he sees a blond come out check her mail box go back inside, little later she does the same thing, little later the same thing and goes back in side. finaly on the 4th time he askes what she is doing, she sais, my computer keeps on telling me "you've got mail"

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three teenagers went for a walk. there was a red head, a blond and, a girl with brown hair. each brought some thing different on the walk. the brown hared girl brought food so she wouldnt get hungary. the red brought water so she wouldnt get thirst. and the blonde brought a car door!! why. so if she got hot she would role the window downn.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head, get abducted by a pirate boat. they tie them up, to shoot them each. The officer calls for the gun men to take aim on the brunette "Ready, Aim-" The brunette calls "Tornado" The men duck and she escapes. Then he calls for the men to shoot the red head. "Ready, Aim-" "Hurricane" They all duck down and the red escapes. The officer, angry by now, calls for the men to shoot the blonde. "Ready, Aim-" the blonde calls out "FIRE!!!" laugh.gif A little corny, but o.k.

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2 blonds went hunting and after a wile they find out they are lost, so the first blond tell the other one to shoot 3 time in the air because that is a signal that you are lost. after a wile the blond sais shoot 3 times in the air again and the other blond sais "i cant im out of arrows".

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how did the blonde die... someone put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottum of her pool!...

this blonde was hired at a very rich lawyers house to paint there porch, just before the lawyer leaves he tells the blonde he will pay her 100 dollars when she is finished painting the porch. the blonde agrees and the lawyer is picked up for work...a couple hours later she knocks on the lawyers door and tells his wife she is finished. the lawyers wife pays her and as the blonde is leaving she turns around and says by the way thats not a Porsche, its a Ferrari. blush.gif

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how do you confuse a blonde ?? put her in a circler room and tell her to pee in the corner. how do you confuse a brunett when the blonde comes out and says she has peed in the corner

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Guest Big_Game_Hunter_64

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there were three freinds shipwrecked on an island..a brunette a redhead and a blonde and they find a magic lamp and a genie comes out and says ill grant u each one wish and he started with the brunette, so the brunatte wished to be back at home, then the redhead wished for the same thing. but on the blonds turn she said "im lonely i wish my freinds wre with back with me"

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There was a redhead, a brunette and a blond who had just robbed a bank and were running from the police. They entered a small general store where in the back was housed many barrels of different sorts.

The cops run in and say to the owner, "hey! We know the women ran into THIS store! Where are they?"

The owner says politely, "I have seen no women. I have only dog, cat, and potatoes for sale."

The police then walk to the back where many barrels are stacked. They kick a barrel, and the redhead whos hiding in them says "Rough, rough!" Just a dog, the cops think. They kick another barrel, just to poke around, and the brunette says "Meow". Just a cat says the police.

The cops kick another barrel labeled "Potatoes $5" and they hear a slow sound. "pooootaaatoooe"

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