slugshooter Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 ......to change a light bulb ??? CHARISMATIC: Only 1 ?? Hands are already in the air. PENTECOSTAL: 10 ?? One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the Spirit of Darkness. PRESBYTERIANS: None ?? Lights will go on and off at predestined times. ROMAN CATHOLIC: None ?? Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin, of course.) BAPTISTS: At least 15 ?? One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and lots of fried chicken. EPISCOPALIANS: 3 ?? One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was. MORMONS: 5 ??? One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. UNITARIANS: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. METHODISTS: Undetermined ?? Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass. NAZARENE: 6 ?? One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church the lighting policy. LUTHERANS: None ?? Lutherans don't believe in change. AMISH: What's a light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gobblergetter15 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: How many Christians does it take......... LOL!!!Thats good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyj987 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: How many Christians does it take......... ROFLMBO....that is some funny stuff right there! [ QUOTE ] EPISCOPALIANS: 3 ?? One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was. [/ QUOTE ] Add a fourth to drink the drinks...and sign me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: How many Christians does it take......... LOL. Pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Re: How many Christians does it take......... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Re: How many Christians does it take......... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdanmagic Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Re: How many Christians does it take......... Thats pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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