How many Christians does it take.........


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......to change a light bulb ???

CHARISMATIC: Only 1 ?? Hands are already in the air.

PENTECOSTAL: 10 ?? One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the Spirit of Darkness.

PRESBYTERIANS: None ?? Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

ROMAN CATHOLIC: None ?? Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin, of course.)

BAPTISTS: At least 15 ?? One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and lots of fried chicken.

EPISCOPALIANS: 3 ?? One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much

better the old one was.

MORMONS: 5 ??? One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

UNITARIANS: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb.

However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

METHODISTS: Undetermined ?? Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be

a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

NAZARENE: 6 ?? One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church the lighting policy.

LUTHERANS: None ?? Lutherans don't believe in change.

AMISH: What's a light bulb?

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Re: How many Christians does it take.........

ROFLMBO....that is some funny stuff right there!

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EPISCOPALIANS: 3 ?? One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much

better the old one was.

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Add a fourth to drink the drinks...and sign me up! grin.gif

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