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Over the weekend Kellen Winslow Jr. was hurt in a motorcycle accident. He was wearing a helmet, but it wasn't strapped and it fell off on impact.

Only details they could give was that the injury was not life threatening. crazy.gif

Go Pats!!!!!!! grin.gif

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Well of course. He was a No. 1 draft pick, right.

No. 1 draft picks in Cleveland either get traded 3 years later due to personnel problems, or terrible performance, or shredded knees (Winslow), or motorcycle accidents (Winslow again), etc. etc. etc.

Don't you get it yet Eric.

See, you still have hope. Hope is a good thing unless you're a Cleveland fan. Just accept your Clevelandness and move on with life buddy. Trust me, don't let them break your heart anymore.

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Well of course. He was a No. 1 draft pick, right.

No. 1 draft picks in Cleveland either get traded 3 years later due to personnel problems, or terrible performance, or shredded knees (Winslow), or motorcycle accidents (Winslow again), etc. etc. etc.

Don't you get it yet Eric.

See, you still have hope. Hope is a good thing unless you're a Cleveland fan. Just accept your Clevelandness and move on with life buddy. Trust me, don't let them break your heart anymore.

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Points well taken Chris, can't help hoping. I guess I figured, with decades and decades of mistakes, odds are the luck would have to eventually change. But like you said, it's Cleveland.

But hey we did produce Drew Carey, that makes be proud, how 'bout you wink.gifwink.gifgrin.gif

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I just heard that on ESPN a few minutes ago. I couldnt help but give a little grin.gif and a laugh.gif followed by a "lmao".

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I was wondering how long it would take you to chime in grin.gif....Laugh now but Dilfer is taking us to the promised land *sarcasim* grin.gif

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C'mon muggs....gotta have faith buddy!! One of these seasons all those years of top 5 picks has to pay off doesnt it? grin.gifgrin.gif

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LMAO grin.gif You would think it would. Man, don't do this to me, now you got me thinking of how good this team could be if we didn't have morons in control of our draft. I'm going to do some research on this.

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LOL....I'm trying to take it easy. I know the current state of affairs in Cleveland sports *cough Cavaliers *cough* has you guys a bit sour. I've said this before about the browns, as long as Winslow doesnt jump his motorcycle off a cliff, they should have a pretty good group of receivers. There is something to build on eh? grin.gifgrin.gif

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here's what I came up with, i realize hindsight is 20/20, but everyone was calling for these picks:

1999 1st pick overall -Tim "I can't buy a TD" Couch: should have bee NcNabb or Culpepper, would have taken either one wink.gif

2000 2nd pick overall- Courtney "No Factor" Brown: should have been LaVar Arrington

2001 3nd pick overall- Gerrad "Alligator Arms" Warren: Should have been LaDamian Tomlinson

2002 16th pick overall- "Wrong Way" Willie Green: Should have been Clinton Portis, I mean Butchy did coach him in college, would have made sense.

2003 21st pick overall- Jeff "Never plays" Faine: should have been Willis McGahee, I mean another Miami boy, and the injury really has hurt his career with the Bill hasn't it??? grin.gif

2004 6th pick overall- Kellen "I ride a motorcycle while rehabbing" Winslow Jr. not a bad pick if our coach and him had common sense

2005 3nd pick overall- Braylon Edwards: I'm not holding my breath

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We did pick up some decent linemen this off season which will help dilfer/frye out a lot. im more worried about the defense more than ne thing. but, as we all know, well get our hopes up and then they will come crashing down. o well, ill still be rooting for our brownies to beat those steelers. tongue.gif

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C'mon muggs....gotta have faith buddy!! One of these seasons all those years of top 5 picks has to pay off doesnt it? grin.gifgrin.gif

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No, look at the history John, geez. I don't think we even have a 1st rounder on the team anymore. I'd be surprised. If they are still with the team, they're injured.

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2001 3nd pick overall- Gerrad "Alligator Arms" Warren: Should have been LaDamian Tomlinson

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2003 21st pick overall- Jeff "Never plays" Faine: should have been Willis McGahee, I mean another Miami boy, and the injury really has hurt his career with the Bill hasn't it???

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LOL...I didnt know those two were first round picks. Warren was the third overall pick?!?!?!? WOW!! I gotta admit thats a terrible list of first round picks. crazy.gif

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2001 3nd pick overall- Gerrad "Alligator Arms" Warren: Should have been LaDamian Tomlinson

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2003 21st pick overall- Jeff "Never plays" Faine: should have been Willis McGahee, I mean another Miami boy, and the injury really has hurt his career with the Bill hasn't it???

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LOL...I didnt know those two were first round picks. Warren was the third overall pick?!?!?!? WOW!! I gotta admit thats a terrible list of first round picks. crazy.gif

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Makes you cratch your head doesn't it John? Everyone and their brother thought our pick was going to be Tomlinson, and even if you were going D-line, Richard Seymour was at the top of everyone's board....everyone's except good old Butchy. That guy screwed us hard bud. grin.gif Not to metion Moddell moved one of the most storied franchises in the NFL for no reason, and what we got in return was a joke. It wasn't even a true expansion team, it wasn't set-up like the other recent expansion team. Browns fans were just happy to have a team back, that they didn't realize it was a sham.

Sorry, I'm bitter can you tell smirk.gif

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here's what I came up with, i realize hindsight is 20/20, but everyone was calling for these picks:

1999 1st pick overall -Tim "I can't buy a TD" Couch: should have bee NcNabb or Culpepper, would have taken either one wink.gif

2000 2nd pick overall- Courtney "No Factor" Brown: should have been LaVar Arrington

2001 3nd pick overall- Gerrad "Alligator Arms" Warren: Should have been LaDamian Tomlinson

2002 16th pick overall- "Wrong Way" Willie Green: Should have been Clinton Portis, I mean Butchy did coach him in college, would have made sense.

2003 21st pick overall- Jeff "Never plays" Faine: should have been Willis McGahee, I mean another Miami boy, and the injury really has hurt his career with the Bill hasn't it??? grin.gif

2004 6th pick overall- Kellen "I ride a motorcycle while rehabbing" Winslow Jr. not a bad pick if our coach and him had common sense

2005 3nd pick overall- Braylon Edwards: I'm not holding my breath

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2001 3nd pick overall- Gerrad "Alligator Arms" Warren: Should have been LaDamian Tomlinson

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2003 21st pick overall- Jeff "Never plays" Faine: should have been Willis McGahee, I mean another Miami boy, and the injury really has hurt his career with the Bill hasn't it???

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LOL...I didnt know those two were first round picks. Warren was the third overall pick?!?!?!? WOW!! I gotta admit thats a terrible list of first round picks. crazy.gif

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Makes you cratch your head doesn't it John? Everyone and their brother thought our pick was going to be Tomlinson, and even if you were going D-line, Richard Seymour was at the top of everyone's board....everyone's except good old Butchy. That guy screwed us hard bud. grin.gif Not to metion Moddell moved one of the most storied franchises in the NFL for no reason, and what we got in return was a joke. It wasn't even a true expansion team, it wasn't set-up like the other recent expansion team. Browns fans were just happy to have a team back, that they didn't realize it was a sham.

Sorry, I'm bitter can you tell smirk.gif

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Did Warren go to Miami? That would explain that pick.

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No not Miami, Florida State, so Butchy did try to recruit him from high school way back when, and got a good look at him in college, which proves he had no clue what a good NFL player was all about.

Kellon "Hellon Wheels" Winslow Update:

This comes from reliabel source, so it's not official, but usually these things are truthful.

-puntured lung

-possible re-tear of the acl in his knee

-major shoulder surgey

-cracked rips

-and a major head trauma

Looks like he's going to miss the entire season!!!

Which will cost him around 2.5 million.

I think he has registered 5 receptions to date, by my caculations, that's roughly 8 million a grab. Not bad for yet another Brownies bust. mad.gif

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Chris, from what I heard, last season cost him around 11 mil of incentives he would have earned if he stayed healthy and contributed.

The Brownies, want the signing bonus back too, i belive that is the 2.5 mill, so this bum has lost well over 13 mil in two years. i think he deserves it, he was caught on video do wheelies and 50mph+.

sounds like an effective rehad program huh??

he's no Anthony Fedorov i tell ya, hahahahahaha grin.gif

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This comes from reliabel source, so it's not official, but usually these things are truthful.

-puntured lung

-possible re-tear of the acl in his knee

-major shoulder surgey

-cracked rips

-and a major head trauma

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Wow really? I heard there is a clause in his contract that specifically addresses motorcycle injuries. If thats the case, he is going to lose all of his cash.

Just think, you could have had some quarterback..ummmm.....Ben Roethlis-something I think his name is. grin.gifgrin.gif

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No BB, I'd rather live in another city grin.gif

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C'mon Eric....its never to late to covert!! I've got a couple terrible towels with your name on them...just say the word!! grin.gif

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That will never happen, I'm going to wait to see who wins the Super Bowl, and that will be my new "hometown" team.

Go Pats!!!! grin.gif

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