Guest SavageTaylor Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 A man on his way home from work in downtown Ottawa came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?" The Officer replies, "The Prime Minister is just so depressed about the corruption scandals that he stopped his limo in the middle of the freeway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says the country hates him and he can't quit because he hasn't a big enough pension to retire. I'm walking round taking up a collection for him". "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" "So far only about a hundred litres but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning." --Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Re: Prime Depression LMBO!!!! man, thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bronco_mudder Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Re: Prime Depression LMAO!!! Thats awesome ST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Re: Prime Depression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureshot Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Re: Prime Depression very good one LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Re: Prime Depression LMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherguy Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Re: Prime Depression geez, did they say exactly where? I better get down there with my camera....those pics could be my retirement fun! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palssonater Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Re: Prime Depression mean but funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camelNS Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Prime Depression HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!That's a real good one.I see the cop had lots of gas so I would have offered the matches!!!LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: Prime Depression what's a litre??? that's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SavageTaylor Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Re: Prime Depression A Litre is a Metric measurement, 1/4 of a US Gallon or 1/5 of an Imperial gallon. After careful consideration I have decided that I could donate 40 Liters! Just wish'n this scenario was true... ! --Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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