New Race Sponsor


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Re: New Race Sponsor

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ZIMA??? What is that.

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I didn't know they still made Zima. It's one of those flavored clear malt beverages.

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Basically, it's not redneck. mad.gif

"Come one, come all! Grab your flannel, chew and beer...go support your local dirt tracks!" grin.gif

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Re: New Race Sponsor

I can see it now...

NASCAR Zima Series:

Cars sponsored by Avon, Mary Kay, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hallmark, and Jenny Craig.

Only allowing electric cars--made in France.

No keeping track of who is in what place...just as long as everybody is having fun.

Race coverage moving from Fox, NBC, Fx, and Speed Channel to Oxygen and the Lifetime Network.

Fines levied and points taken away for making another driver cry or offending anyone.

New commentators don't have southern accents--instead talk like Frasier and Niles Crane on the TV show Frasier

Instead of commercials that say "Less Filling...Tastes Great" commercials that talk about that "not-so-fresh feeling"

Grand Marshal of Festivities at Daytona...Hillary Clinton.

Guess I'd have to stop watching NASCAR...lol

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