U.S.R.S.F


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The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (U.S.R.S.F.).

Bubba, Hoss, Cooter, and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information about the Iraqis:

1. The season opened last weekend.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. Some is queer.

6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The war should be over in a week.

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