HarvDog Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Year 2029 * Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. * Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). * Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. * France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica. * Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. * George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. * Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. * 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss. * Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. * Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. * Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. * Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. * New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. * Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. * IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. * Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. * Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped. And last but certainly not the least... (I love it).. * Voters in south Florida still don't know how to use a voting machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAhardwoods Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Re: Year 2029 * France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica. haha thats my fav Cody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
too_pointer Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Re: Year 2029 Thanks, I enjoyed that too_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Re: Year 2029 Them are good! I like the France one and the one about Florida!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Re: Year 2029 that is a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Re: Year 2029 I like the one about the camera so fast is can catch a woman with her mouth closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Re: Year 2029 Hey Harv..I think you should edit that to say SOUTH FLORIDA. Thank you very much. We voters up here in the panhandle used a pen to make our vote, not a punch-type machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted June 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Re: Year 2029 [ QUOTE ] Hey Harv..I think you should edit that to say SOUTH FLORIDA. Thank you very much. We voters up here in the panhandle used a pen to make our vote, not a punch-type machine. [/ QUOTE ] You got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Re: Year 2029 LOL those are pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gitcha_some Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: Year 2029 haha thats perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: Year 2029 LOL...that's pretty good. Not as good as your "Wrong email joke though" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: Year 2029 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TBryan Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: Year 2029 Nice one Harv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: Year 2029 Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: Year 2029 [ QUOTE ] * France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica. [/ QUOTE ] Hasn't this already happened? Oh I thought you said Stuck Up, Whiny litlle, croisant eating, should have been Germans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: Year 2029 The sad part pf that is most of those are true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Re: Year 2029 LOL. Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Re: Year 2029 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Re: Year 2029 now THAT'S fun stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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