HarvDog Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates. There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.... As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the Walmart Husband Store to find a husband...... On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store. Watch your step when you exit the building - and have a nice day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: New Walmart in Texas good one and SO TRUE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: New Walmart in Texas LMBO....haven't seen that one before. Gotta say, that is a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: New Walmart in Texas Geuss what I'm printing off and taking to work this afternoon....at WALMART Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: New Walmart in Texas LOL never heard that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRA Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: New Walmart in Texas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BuckMaster058 Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: New Walmart in Texas That one was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: New Walmart in Texas LMBO! Thats funny right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: New Walmart in Texas Where would that put me, in the basement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: New Walmart in Texas now, that is a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: New Walmart in Texas That was definitely a knee slapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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