HarvDog Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 This may be a repeat but it's still really good... An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too! The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. ! She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." (OH THIS IS SOOO GOOD) Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch." - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke LOL!! Thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke Yikes...I make my own lunch too!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke That is pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke About time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke That's a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke LOL! I've heard that one before, makes me laugh everytime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke that's a true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke good story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke funny very funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6sixpoint_nobrows Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke LMBO! good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 Re: Blonde Guy Joke That there was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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