Tony Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 you wake up and your blond hair is now gray ! you constantly look over your glasses to see things close .. you cant keep up with the younguns on the hills anymore.. any more to add ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? ... You pass gas and dust comes out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? [ QUOTE ] ... You pass gas and dust comes out... [/ QUOTE ] Okay...that made me snort orange juice thru my nose, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gfourhunter Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? [ QUOTE ] ... You pass gas and dust comes out... [/ QUOTE ] better yet. when you are sitting down and you got to lift on butt cheek to pass gass. when you try to forget your own birthday when you see young kids do stuff you use to do and it now looks stupid. when you start sounding like your pairents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? People are constantly putting a mirror under your nose while you nap to see if you're breathing. Most of your sentences begin with, "When I was your age..." Bob Dole refers to you as, "old man." You reach the toilet you forgot what you wanted to do. Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRA Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? when your wife asks you if you want to go upstairs and make love...........and you say "I can only do one......go upstairs, or make love" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? ... you hang your clothes on the shower curtial rod and pee in the closet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? [ QUOTE ] when your wife asks you if you want to go upstairs and make love...........and you say "I can only do one......go upstairs, or make love" [/ QUOTE ] That's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Daddy Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? When you 5 yr old grandson asks you if you're going to die soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? [ QUOTE ] when your wife asks you if you want to go upstairs and make love...........and you say "I can only do one......go upstairs, or make love" [/ QUOTE ] You only go out on Friday and Saturday night And your refer to Grunge rock as "cool" music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? 3 sisters ages 90, 92 and 94 all lived together. All 3 were quite forgetful. One day, the oldest was upstairs about to get in the tub. She puts one foot in then hesitates. She hollers downstairs to her sisters: " Hey, was I getting in the tub, or out???" The 92 yr. old sister goes to the foot of the stairs and hollers back: " Hold on , I'll come see" She starts up the stairs and pauses. " Hey, was I going up the stairs or coming down?"she hollers. The 90 yr. old sister is sitting at the kitchen table. She rolls her eyes. Thinks to herself:" Thank God I am not losing it like these two" Then she knocks twice on the wood table for luck. She yells to the sister on the stairs: "Hold on, let me see who's at the door" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnf Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? You can remember when "Happy Days" wern't reruns, and it doens't seem that long ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaskMan Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? When the only hair growing is in your nose nd in your ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? Two old men were pushing shopping carts in Wal-mart and ran into each other. First guy says "I'm looking for my wife and can't find her." Second guy says, "Me, too. What does your wife look like?" "Oh, she's 27, tall, blond with a big bust and is wearing short shorts. What does your's look like?" "Never mind, let's just look for yours!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? [ QUOTE ] 3 sisters ages 90, 92 and 94 all lived together. All 3 were quite forgetful. One day, the oldest was upstairs about to get in the tub. She puts one foot in then hesitates. She hollers downstairs to her sisters: " Hey, was I getting in the tub, or out???" The 92 yr. old sister goes to the foot of the stairs and hollers back: " Hold on , I'll come see" She starts up the stairs and pauses. " Hey, was I going up the stairs or coming down?"she hollers. The 90 yr. old sister is sitting at the kitchen table. She rolls her eyes. Thinks to herself:" Thank God I am not losing it like these two" Then she knocks twice on the wood table for luck. She yells to the sister on the stairs: "Hold on, let me see who's at the door" [/ QUOTE ] LOL That's definitely a good sign... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? [ QUOTE ] Two old men were pushing shopping carts in Wal-mart and ran into each other. First guy says "I'm looking for my wife and can't find her." Second guy says, "Me, too. What does your wife look like?" "Oh, she's 27, tall, blond with a big bust and is wearing short shorts. What does your's look like?" "Never mind, let's just look for yours!" [/ QUOTE ] Deja vu................................. Where have I seen this before?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? You know your getting old when ? Every time you move you sound like a bowl of rice crispys.... When you walk around and you look like a ?.... When you wakeup every morning only to find more hair in your bed then you do on your head.... When a drug store is your main place to shop.... When you have to take your teeth out to brush them.... When Ben-Gay smells better then your after shave.... When Bingo becomes your favorite pass time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? [ QUOTE ] Deja vu................................. Where have I seen this before?? [/ QUOTE ] Plagiarism, I'd say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Deja vu................................. Where have I seen this before?? [/ QUOTE ] Plagiarism, I'd say [/ QUOTE ] Darn, I guess I'll have to read every stinking post from now on before I put something up! I got that joke a couple of days ago and seeing this thread reminded me of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? BTW - Do you want royalties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? Hey, I've got it! You know you're old when you post something that someone else already put up a couple of hours earlier!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? [ QUOTE ] BTW - Do you want royalties? [/ QUOTE ] Sure I'll take 'em, but I don't think they'd amount to much [ QUOTE ] Hey, I've got it! You know you're old when you post something that someone else already put up a couple of hours earlier!!! [/ QUOTE ] Perfect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 3 sisters ages 90, 92 and 94 all lived together. All 3 were quite forgetful. One day, the oldest was upstairs about to get in the tub. She puts one foot in then hesitates. She hollers downstairs to her sisters: " Hey, was I getting in the tub, or out???" The 92 yr. old sister goes to the foot of the stairs and hollers back: " Hold on , I'll come see" She starts up the stairs and pauses. " Hey, was I going up the stairs or coming down?"she hollers. The 90 yr. old sister is sitting at the kitchen table. She rolls her eyes. Thinks to herself:" Thank God I am not losing it like these two" Then she knocks twice on the wood table for luck. She yells to the sister on the stairs: "Hold on, let me see who's at the door" [/ QUOTE ] LOL That's definitely a good sign... [/ QUOTE ] LMBO! That joke hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? [ QUOTE ] 3 sisters ages 90, 92 and 94 all lived together. All 3 were quite forgetful. One day, the oldest was upstairs about to get in the tub. She puts one foot in then hesitates. She hollers downstairs to her sisters: " Hey, was I getting in the tub, or out???" The 92 yr. old sister goes to the foot of the stairs and hollers back: " Hold on , I'll come see" She starts up the stairs and pauses. " Hey, was I going up the stairs or coming down?"she hollers. The 90 yr. old sister is sitting at the kitchen table. She rolls her eyes. Thinks to herself:" Thank God I am not losing it like these two" Then she knocks twice on the wood table for luck. She yells to the sister on the stairs: "Hold on, let me see who's at the door" [/ QUOTE ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
too_pointer Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: you know your getting old when ? When you post on Realtree " back in MY day " LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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