HarvDog Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 SANTA BARBARA, Calif. (AP) — The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance — until they saw Sam. The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise. The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there's the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth. He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara. "People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad," she said. "I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine." Sam, who's pushing 15, has something of a cult following after winning the contest — and fans' hearts — for three years running. "So many people have told me they've got his picture on their refrigerator. He certainly has a little cult following," Lockheed said. "I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest How'd you like to see that coming at you down a dark hallway???? You could traumatize little kids with that thing!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest That is one UGLY animal! ewww.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest It looks like it has been dead for a couple years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SOMEBODY GET A SHOVEL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palssonater Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest [ QUOTE ] FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SOMEBODY GET A SHOVEL!!! [/ QUOTE ] I just spit my doctor pepper on my keyboard!!!!! Ah ha ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest He looks like one of those things from Gremlins....wonder what the puppies look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest [ QUOTE ] He looks like one of those things from Gremlins....wonder what the puppies look like? [/ QUOTE ] Nekkid squirrels on crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] He looks like one of those things from Gremlins....wonder what the puppies look like? [/ QUOTE ] Nekkid squirrels on crack. [/ QUOTE ] lmbo!@ Thats funny right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oo_buck Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest Looks like that taxidermist's first attempt was a failure...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oo_buck Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] He looks like one of those things from Gremlins....wonder what the puppies look like? [/ QUOTE ] Nekkid squirrels on crack. [/ QUOTE ] Seriously, I doubt he can get close enough to another dog to spawn his evil seed....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest Thats one ugly dog!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10acboy Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest Dang he sure is ugly. Kind of matches my wife's attitude when she wakes up in the mornings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Washi Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest It's the Crypt Keeper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest GEEZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest that dog looks like one of those gremlins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
too_pointer Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest Call in the dog dentist fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest Living Proof the "Pet Cemetary" was actually a documentry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted July 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest No comments from the dogdoc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTbowman Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest Good LORD! That thing has issues... Reminds me of the zombie dobbermans on Resident Evil movies.... x10!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest That is one ugly dog. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSNIPER1 Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest That's the Taco Bell dog after fame, fortune & some hard drugs! lol That there is FUGLY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest They sure are ugly, but that is one of the ugliest I have ever seen.....Sad part is.....those dogs are very expensive......Do some research....I know around here they are rare and hard to come by. But don't care how much you pay for it....its still ugly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest That just ain't right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobie Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Re: World\'s Ugliest Dog Contest That is a one ugly dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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