texastrophies Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look !" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up You could surprise me." For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services are pending! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Re: The Birthday Present got that one yesterday by e-mail and have laughed hard over it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Re: The Birthday Present Good one Jeff...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Re: The Birthday Present Man, that is dang funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Re: The Birthday Present Good one Chuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayman Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Re: The Birthday Present Sadly, I have a friend with a wife EXACTLY like the one in the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Re: The Birthday Present LMBO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Re: The Birthday Present LOL! thats great... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Re: The Birthday Present Lol! Thats great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
too_pointer Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Re: The Birthday Present LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Re: The Birthday Present LOL thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Re: The Birthday Present That's a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Re: The Birthday Present LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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