Jeramie Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 ok, its really more like a TicTac for thought.... 1. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 2. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "About 250?" She hit me. 3. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? 4. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!" 5. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! 6. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." 7. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. 8. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! 9. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? 10. Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever. 11. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building? 12. Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Re: Food for though... those are Funny, gotta love the last one though!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Re: Food for though... SOME PRETTY GOOD ONES IN THERE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Re: Food for though... [ QUOTE ] 1. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 2. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "About 250?" She hit me. [/ QUOTE ] LMBO....I love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Re: Food for though... LOL yea those are pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntinsonovagun Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Re: Food for though... [ QUOTE ] 11. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building? [/ QUOTE ] Good points!! Some funny ones too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherguy Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Re: Food for though... yup those are some funny tidbits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Re: Food for though... Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaDeerHunter Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Re: Food for though... Wow, those are funny!LMBO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailkiller Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Re: Food for though... good ones ...i don't have a favorite...lol thanx !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Re: Food for though... I like those. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Re: Food for though... I don't care who you are, that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
total disaster Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Re: Food for though... LOL they are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Re: Food for though... yep, emerson's good uns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browning_gold_12 Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Re: Food for though... LOVE IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Re: Food for though... Those are some great ones. I love the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Re: Food for though... [ QUOTE ] "About 250?" She hit me. [/ QUOTE ] LMBO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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