Words Women Use


Rhino

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Sorry Jim but there are a few words we understand when women say them to us. Only took 40 or 50 years to figure it out though.

1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and we need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is at least half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

4. GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

5. LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here! and arguing with you

over "Nothing"

6. THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS - A woman is thanking you! Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Maybe in another 20 years or so I'll be able to figure out the meaning of 10 words. Sorry, I'm not there yet. grin.gif

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7. THANKS - A woman is thanking you! Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

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Thanks - listen to the tone in her voice very, very carefully.

If she sounds like she means it, say "your welcome", or better yet, "no problem honey...I love you"

If you detect anger in her voice, don't say a word, unless the word is "sorry", but wait a long while before you say it, unless you want to get things going again. If she says "THAT'S OKAY", your in big trouble.

If she says it at the end of an order list, just say yep, or Okee doky, or better yet, just do it.

If she says "please and thankyou", you don't have any time to lose on words. Just do it now or suffer the consequences now and later. grin.gif

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By the way guys ...if she says "DID YOU READ THE DIRECTIONS", just smile and say "YOU BET HONEY"

and as soon as she leaves the room, READ THEM.

This one can either be a gift from God or a prophetic riddle that will come back to haunt you later if you don't heed to it. grin.gif

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Thanks Rhino...

How true, how true...

Those are some good ones...

I think my wife went to College. Got her Masters Degree in Vocabulary on how to say the "Fine"

I sure do hear that word a bunch around here...

Have I ever told ya how much I Love My Dog House....

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2. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is at least half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

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You guys can't complain about this one because we learned it from YOU!! grin.gif How many times have you said you are just going to your friend's house, the store, ect. for just a couple minutes and would be right back? In my experience that means he will be home in at least an hour and usually closer to two hours!

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2. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is at least half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

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You guys can't complain about this one because we learned it from YOU!! grin.gif How many times have you said you are just going to your friend's house, the store, ect. for just a couple minutes and would be right back? In my experience that means he will be home in at least an hour and usually closer to two hours!

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AMEN sister, AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wink.gif

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Thanks - listen to the tone in her voice very, very carefully.

If she sounds like she means it, say "your welcome", or better yet, "no problem honey...I love you"

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Sorry, you're right! I stand corrected buckee. grin.gif

griz "Fine" was the easiest one to figure out. It's a classic.

Boy I don't know how many times I got in trouble with "That's Okay". grin.gif

You're right too HuntingInMaine, however can I assume you agree? Fine, That's Okay.....JK grin.gif

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You guys can't complain about this one because we learned it from YOU!! How many times have you said you are just going to your friend's house, the store, ect. for just a couple minutes and would be right back? In my experience that means he will be home in at least an hour and usually closer to two hours!

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Yes Dear grin.gifgrin.gif

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"We can't wait to hear about your round of golf

Love to see deer heads hangin on the wall,

Yeah, we like Hooters, for their hot wings too.

Other guys never cross our minds

We don't wonder what it might be like...

How could it be any better than it is with you?

Girls lie too, don't think we're the only ones

that bend it, break it, stretch it some....

we learn from you....yeah, girls lie too." ---Terry Clark

My anthem. grin.gif

( Except for that deer head part) grin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gif

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