Rhino Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Sorry Jim but there are a few words we understand when women say them to us. Only took 40 or 50 years to figure it out though. 1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and we need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is at least half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" 4. GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. 5. LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here! and arguing with you over "Nothing" 6. THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. THANKS - A woman is thanking you! Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. Maybe in another 20 years or so I'll be able to figure out the meaning of 10 words. Sorry, I'm not there yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bexar_county89 Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use Congratulations, Rhino thats amazing!! Keep up the wonderful work!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use Man those are so on the money. I think I have heard all of them once are twice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use [ QUOTE ] 7. THANKS - A woman is thanking you! Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. [/ QUOTE ] Thanks - listen to the tone in her voice very, very carefully. If she sounds like she means it, say "your welcome", or better yet, "no problem honey...I love you" If you detect anger in her voice, don't say a word, unless the word is "sorry", but wait a long while before you say it, unless you want to get things going again. If she says "THAT'S OKAY", your in big trouble. If she says it at the end of an order list, just say yep, or Okee doky, or better yet, just do it. If she says "please and thankyou", you don't have any time to lose on words. Just do it now or suffer the consequences now and later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use By the way guys ...if she says "DID YOU READ THE DIRECTIONS", just smile and say "YOU BET HONEY" and as soon as she leaves the room, READ THEM. This one can either be a gift from God or a prophetic riddle that will come back to haunt you later if you don't heed to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use Thanks Rhino... How true, how true... Those are some good ones... I think my wife went to College. Got her Masters Degree in Vocabulary on how to say the "Fine" I sure do hear that word a bunch around here... Have I ever told ya how much I Love My Dog House.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use Definitely a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use yes indeed! we all know what you mean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use [ QUOTE ] 2. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is at least half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. [/ QUOTE ] You guys can't complain about this one because we learned it from YOU!! How many times have you said you are just going to your friend's house, the store, ect. for just a couple minutes and would be right back? In my experience that means he will be home in at least an hour and usually closer to two hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use That's abooot right Alan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 2. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is at least half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. [/ QUOTE ] You guys can't complain about this one because we learned it from YOU!! How many times have you said you are just going to your friend's house, the store, ect. for just a couple minutes and would be right back? In my experience that means he will be home in at least an hour and usually closer to two hours! [/ QUOTE ] AMEN sister, AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted July 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use [ QUOTE ] Thanks - listen to the tone in her voice very, very carefully. If she sounds like she means it, say "your welcome", or better yet, "no problem honey...I love you" [/ QUOTE ] Sorry, you're right! I stand corrected buckee. griz "Fine" was the easiest one to figure out. It's a classic. Boy I don't know how many times I got in trouble with "That's Okay". You're right too HuntingInMaine, however can I assume you agree? Fine, That's Okay.....JK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use LoL! That kills me! Im amazed we've learned this much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use [ QUOTE ] You guys can't complain about this one because we learned it from YOU!! How many times have you said you are just going to your friend's house, the store, ect. for just a couple minutes and would be right back? In my experience that means he will be home in at least an hour and usually closer to two hours! [/ QUOTE ] Yes Dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterfowler_gal Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use That's pretty funny and direct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use "We can't wait to hear about your round of golf Love to see deer heads hangin on the wall, Yeah, we like Hooters, for their hot wings too. Other guys never cross our minds We don't wonder what it might be like... How could it be any better than it is with you? Girls lie too, don't think we're the only ones that bend it, break it, stretch it some.... we learn from you....yeah, girls lie too." ---Terry Clark My anthem. ( Except for that deer head part) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use [ QUOTE ] Yes Dear [/ QUOTE ] LOL I can see your wife has you well trained! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use LOL thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use [ QUOTE ] LOL I can see your wife has you well trained! [/ QUOTE ] Yes dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted July 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] LOL I can see your wife has you well trained! [/ QUOTE ] Yes dear [/ QUOTE ] Buckee always remember the 6 words to a successful marriage are: "Yes Dear, whatever you say dear" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Words Women Use LOL good ones, Rhino! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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