preacherman Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT > > Two good ol' boys walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. > > One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"The woman shakes her head no. > > "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. > > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. > > The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. > > His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!" > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: Not Typical For Me, but pretty funny! LMAO! That's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Not Typical For Me, but pretty funny! LMBO!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Not Typical For Me, but pretty funny! whoa, now, reverend.... good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Not Typical For Me, but pretty funny! That's a pretty good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Not Typical For Me, but pretty funny! [ QUOTE ] "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!" [/ QUOTE ] ROFLMBO... Sounds like something some of my kin would do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobie Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Not Typical For Me, but pretty funny! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Not Typical For Me, but pretty funny! LMBO. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhunter91 Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Not Typical For Me, but pretty funny! ROFLMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Not Typical For Me, but pretty funny! LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Re: Not Typical For Me, but pretty funny! lmao that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Re: Not Typical For Me, but pretty funny! I think I would go into shock too!!!!!!! And that hillbilly would be sportin less teeth afterwords!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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