Shutter Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 welcome to the brotherhood of tough guys whats your caption? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronS Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Re: Caption time New Preparation H toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Re: Caption time At first I thought cheese grater but then I realized, is that suppose to be toilet paper? And I thought using leaves and bark in the woods was "roughing it" !! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Re: Caption time I'll pass on rubbing that across my ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Re: Caption time New John Wayne Toilet Paper.....Rough.....Tough....And won't take crap off nobody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Re: Caption time Well, let me set the scenario: Your in a bar (or at church) when Miss Ugly walks up to you... you make your best to evade her, but like sonar, she's locked on... Intent on "talking" with you! As she persists, her cantancorous breath and sour body aroma send you to a state of nausea that you've never imagined... then the question roll's out of her vat (she calls a mouth) "Ya wanna join me for dinner, big boy ". Without thinking you utter, "em' I'd love to but I have a prior fun filled engagement with the porcelain gods, I'll be raking my *%* with a cheese grater... sorry to hear I'll be missing supper!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Re: Caption time Holy crap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Re: Caption time [ QUOTE ] New John Wayne Toilet Paper.....Rough.....Tough....And won't take crap off nobody. [/ QUOTE ] hahahaha That was good!! That would turn any man into a cry baby. CASEY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyj987 Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Re: Caption time Tired of relatives that come to visit and never leave?!?! Time to show them what a pain in the...keister...they are!!! One wipe with Keister Cutter 5000 Stainless Steel TP and they'll be ooot your house in no time flat! Keister Cutter 5000 Stainless Steel TP is available at fine retailers everywhere!* *Except where prohibited by law: California, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Nova Scotia, and Quebec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muff Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Re: Caption time I have heard of some one ripping you a new one but just never new how they did it until now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Re: Caption time [ QUOTE ] I have heard of some one ripping you a new one but just never new how they did it until now! [/ QUOTE ] LMBO!! now that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MossySNPR Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Caption time Well, guess that solves going to the bathroom AND eating cheese at the same time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VtBowhunter Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Caption time Gives a whole new meaning to the timeless question "Who cut the cheese?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHuntr1 Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Caption time LOL If you wipe one way, it wont feel bad, but if you wipe the other way, Watch oot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Caption time Not recomended for homes with a septic system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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