Tominator Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Haven't done this in awhile so here we go. Post some of your favorite come back lines. We did this a couple years ago, and I adopted a few from back then. I'm looking to add to my arsenal on the eve of another school year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? My favorite which may not be appropriate to use on a student is: Do you think before you speak, or just spit stupidity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birddog Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? It's better to stand their quietly and have everyone think your a knot head, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt: One of my personal favorites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? "That was funny....with a capital F" (as in FAIL) New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? I wish I was half as smart as you THINK you are. This one always gets me out of trouble: No hablo English.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? Does a one legged duck swim in circles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? 10,000 comedians out of work and you think you have to be one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? Does a bear *bleep* in the woods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? [ QUOTE ] It's better to stand their quietly and have everyone think your a knot head, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt: One of my personal favorites [/ QUOTE ] That's a paraphase of a Mark Twain quote, I love it, wanted to make it my signature but it's to long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? You know what? Yep, sure do, his name is on the light bulbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted August 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? [ QUOTE ] You know what? Yep, sure do, his name is on the light bulbs. [/ QUOTE ] That's what made me think of this thread Tom. Another favorite of mine from the first thread 2 years ago: "Keep running that mouth and you'll be toting home a butt whoopin." and not really a comeback but funny. After eating something really good you say "mmmmm, makes you want to slap yer momma." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? I had a teacher that when he caught you staring at the clock would ask "Time will pass....will you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? One day your alligator mouth is gonna outrun your canary butt. Like Ben Franklin said, only two things are certain: Death and the fact that I'm gonna whoop your butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted August 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? [ QUOTE ] One day your alligator mouth is gonna outrun your canary butt. Like Ben Franklin said, only two things are certain: Death and the fact that I'm gonna whoop your butt. [/ QUOTE ] Writing those down Kevin. That's what I'm talking aboooot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? These are great. I really don't use any, at least that I can think of right now but after this post, I definitely have a few! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? "Is a frog's butt water tight?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? You can run if you want, but you 'll only die tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? Here's ya some more Chris: If you and I were to get into a fight, there'd be two hits: Me hitting you. And you hitting the floor. (works better with me and you instead of you and I, but figured you'd want to be grammatically correct..) Son, be careful. I'll put a whooping on you that AJAX won't take off. You've backed yourself into a corner, son, and there's only two ways out: On a stretcher or in a body bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? You can always resort to the classic, "I'll drop you like 3rd period french" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? I like these: I am going to hit you so hard, your dentist is going to wake up. I am going to turn on you like a mother-in-law New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LDB Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? How about, "If you took viagra, you'd probably just get taller." (My wife made this comment to me recently) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? [ QUOTE ] "If you took viagra, you'd probably just get taller." [/ QUOTE ] LMAO I gotta remember that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MossySNPR Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? My favourite of all time would have to be, whenever someone try's to make you look like a fool at a party or something: "OK,(so everyone can hear) who let my !@#$'in Mom in?" Also, a guy tried to make me look like an idiot by asking if he could have a haul of my smoke, so I said yes. He then said "Ohhhh ewww, your pretty much smoking the filter man, thats sooo dirty!" So I said in turn, "well here, let me go find you a full cigarette, maybe THAT will taste spick-and-span..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoosierbuck Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? "You just missed a great opportunity to keep your mouth shut." HB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Say What? My mother always said... "CASEY you'd argue with a freight train" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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