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Re: Say What?

we can't all be hero's somebody's got to sit on the curb and clap as they go by

One of these days your gonna pull your head outta your a** and the whole world will hear a sonic boom

You can complain that roses have thorns, or you can rejoice that thorns have roses.

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You got the sense God gave a stump.

There's only two things I'd rather do than kick your butt, and my wife's not here and I don't see a set of golf clubs.

You've got two seconds to get out of my line of vision, and it took me one just to say that.

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These are awesome.

I'm going to be a star come August 29th. cool.gif

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Why??

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Well, see, I'm a teacher and all these comebacks will make me, my colleagues and my students laugh, and I'll be a star!

Muha haaahahahahahahahha.

(don't mind me, I just found a customer for about $300 worth of sweetcorn)

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These are awesome.

I'm going to be a star come August 29th. cool.gif

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Why??

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Well, see, I'm a teacher and all these comebacks will make me, my colleagues and my students laugh, and I'll be a star!

Muha haaahahahahahahahha.

(don't mind me, I just found a customer for about $300 worth of sweetcorn)

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OH, lord no!!! Your a teacher?!?!? And to think I spent almost all of my life avoiding people like you grin.gifgrin.gif j/k you seem like a pretty awesome teacher..... what subject do you teach?

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"I'll beat you like a tied up goat!"

and when someone is threating to kick your butt and you know they are all talk.....just look at them and say....."There ain't but two things in between us, air and opportunity!"

OR you can say..."There's two things keeping you from it....fear and common sense!"

Just some of the ones you hear around the fire house!

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These are awesome.

I'm going to be a star come August 29th. cool.gif

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Why??

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Well, see, I'm a teacher and all these comebacks will make me, my colleagues and my students laugh, and I'll be a star!

Muha haaahahahahahahahha.

(don't mind me, I just found a customer for about $300 worth of sweetcorn)

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OH, lord no!!! Your a teacher?!?!? And to think I spent almost all of my life avoiding people like you grin.gifgrin.gif j/k you seem like a pretty awesome teacher..... what subject do you teach?

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High school business--Accounting, Keyboarding, Law, Economics.....you know, the good stuff. grin.gif

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He/She has been around the world twice and has done everything 3 times!

His/Her mouth is in overdrive while his/her brain is in park.

It's better for people to think that your an idiot instead of opening your mouth and removing all doubt.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I bet under all that stupidity you're actually fairly unintelligent.

Your brain must be sending out subliminal messages, because all I'm hearing is "Kick my butt....please, kick my butt".

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From christsavedme: There are only two things between us: air and opportunity.

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(Take a deeeeeeep breath and say) Well, there went the air."

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