Need Volunteers


MCH

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To join S.U.A.H.T (pronounce swat).

Stopping Unwanted Attempts at Hijacking Threads.

We need a few good men and women to join the crusade against Thread Hijackers.

We already have a few operatives out there with their nose to the grind stone. In fact, our intelligence has discovered an attempt planned today to hijack this thread!! blush.gif

We are attempting to compile a list of possbile suspects. If you have any information, including usernames, pictures, and grammatical tendencies, do not hesitate to contact a member of SUAHT.

SUAT.....Keeping YOUR thread on the topic YOU intended.

SUAT.....Sleep well knowing when you wake up, your thread will be back on track.

For more information, call 1-800 2muchtimeonmyhands....grin.gif

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What's with all these reality TV shows. They do more harm than good. People that watch them have too much time on their hands and no morals.

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Mock if you will but one day...ONE DAY...it will be YOUR thread that we protect. And maybe then you will understand the importance of SUAHT.

Until then, we will stay steadfast in our duties and continue to redirect every post back to the intended topic..........SUAHT!!!!

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What's with all these reality TV shows. They do more harm than good. People that watch them have too much time on their hands and no morals.

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Mock if you will but one day...ONE DAY...it will be YOUR thread that we protect. And maybe then you will understand the importance of SUAHT.

Until then, we will stay steadfast in our duties and continue to redirect every post back to the intended topic..........SUAHT!!!!

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I'm in...I'd love to help.

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The following is a list of openings along with job descriptions:

Sniper: A sniper's sole duty is to make a single post on a hijacked thread, effectively redirecting the thread back to the intended subject.

Sniper requirements: A potential Sniper must be able type a minimum of 60 words per minute. They must be extremely sharp on their hands and possess lightening quick reflexes. They must be on call 24/7.

Negotiator: A negotiator will be responsible for reprimanding the Hijacker in a civil manner while at the same time, redirecting the thread back to the intended subject.

Negotiator requirement: Potential negotiators must be quick witted and thick skinned. They will be the front line of defense for SUAHT. As you can see by this post, be prepared to take a lot of slack for the cause....grin.gif

We also have openings for gopher, masseuse, and bartender. Requirements are as implied.

Please send all applications to the following e-mail address: [email protected].

SUAHT

DISCLAIMER: SUAHT is not tied to Al Quaida and it is not an arabic word. SUAHT is an AMERICAN acronym and nothing more...grin.gif

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The following is a list of openings along with job descriptions:

Sniper: A sniper's sole duty is to make a single post on a hijacked thread, effectively redirecting the thread back to the intended subject.

Sniper requirements: A potential Sniper must be able type a minimum of 60 words per minute. They must be extremely sharp on their hands and possess lightening quick reflexes. They must be on call 24/7.

Negotiator: A negotiator will be responsible for reprimanding the Hijacker in a civil manner while at the same time, redirecting the thread back to the intended subject.

Negotiator requirement: Potential negotiators must be quick witted and thick skinned. They will be the front line of defense for SUAHT. As you can see by this post, be prepared to take a lot of slack for the cause....grin.gif

We also have openings for gopher, masseuse, and bartender. Requirements are as implied.

Please send all applications to the following e-mail address: [email protected].

SUAHT

DISCLAIMER: SUAHT is not tied to Al Quaida and it is not an arabic word. SUAHT is an AMERICAN acronym and nothing more...grin.gif

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SHEESH,,,MCH you just described a MODERATORS duties to the tee.... grin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gif

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Hello... ya, is this where I report a member... ok... there's this guy MCH advertising your group... oh you've heard of him... well he wanted us to report grammatical tendencies... ya, he can't seem to get your name right... here's the only proof I have, let me know if I need to fax it to you as well... thanks, bye

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We are attempting to compile a list of possbile suspects. If you have any information, including usernames, pictures, and grammatical tendencies, do not hesitate to contact a member of SUAHT.

SUAT.....Keeping YOUR thread on the topic YOU intended.

SUAT.....Sleep well knowing when you wake up, your thread will be back on track.

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