MCH Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 To join S.U.A.H.T (pronounce swat). Stopping Unwanted Attempts at Hijacking Threads. We need a few good men and women to join the crusade against Thread Hijackers. We already have a few operatives out there with their nose to the grind stone. In fact, our intelligence has discovered an attempt planned today to hijack this thread!! We are attempting to compile a list of possbile suspects. If you have any information, including usernames, pictures, and grammatical tendencies, do not hesitate to contact a member of SUAHT. SUAT.....Keeping YOUR thread on the topic YOU intended. SUAT.....Sleep well knowing when you wake up, your thread will be back on track. For more information, call 1-800 2muchtimeonmyhands.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers This coming from the Tether ball champion of the Oklahoma Get Together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers [ QUOTE ] This coming from the Tether ball champion of the Oklahoma Get Together. [/ QUOTE ] Now that's funny right thar, don't care who ya are!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers Note to self: Intelligence was correct. Add Gator and Hutchies to list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers [ QUOTE ] This coming from the Tether ball champion of the Oklahoma Get Together. [/ QUOTE ] .......And Rangefinder Class Champion, too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers Hey quit hijacking your own thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosdog2 Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers Sign me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers I'm guilty so I should probably volunteer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers [ QUOTE ] Hey quit hijacking your own thread. [/ QUOTE ] Everyone get back to work. Worthless bumms... I tell ya. Btw, Its entirely to hot today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers [ QUOTE ] SUAT.....Keeping YOUR thread on the topic YOU intended. SUAT.....Sleep well knowing when you wake up, your thread will be back on track [/ QUOTE ] What's with all these reality TV shows. They do more harm than good. People that watch them have too much time on their hands and no morals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers It's raining here...so a bit cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers I like Hawaiian pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers [ QUOTE ] I like Hawaiian pizza. [/ QUOTE ] Sausage and green peppers occasionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers [ QUOTE ] What's with all these reality TV shows. They do more harm than good. People that watch them have too much time on their hands and no morals. [/ QUOTE ] Mock if you will but one day...ONE DAY...it will be YOUR thread that we protect. And maybe then you will understand the importance of SUAHT. Until then, we will stay steadfast in our duties and continue to redirect every post back to the intended topic..........SUAHT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHuntr1 Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers Yeah SUAHT Rocks! Oh yeah, what do you guys think of that MCH fella, hes kinda weird isnt he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers [ QUOTE ] I'm guilty so I should probably volunteer. [/ QUOTE ] In light of a recent turn of events, we respectfully decline your application.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers So Tom. When are we going to set that one stand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers Hey guys, I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] What's with all these reality TV shows. They do more harm than good. People that watch them have too much time on their hands and no morals. [/ QUOTE ] Mock if you will but one day...ONE DAY...it will be YOUR thread that we protect. And maybe then you will understand the importance of SUAHT. Until then, we will stay steadfast in our duties and continue to redirect every post back to the intended topic..........SUAHT!!!! [/ QUOTE ] I'm in...I'd love to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers The following is a list of openings along with job descriptions: Sniper: A sniper's sole duty is to make a single post on a hijacked thread, effectively redirecting the thread back to the intended subject. Sniper requirements: A potential Sniper must be able type a minimum of 60 words per minute. They must be extremely sharp on their hands and possess lightening quick reflexes. They must be on call 24/7. Negotiator: A negotiator will be responsible for reprimanding the Hijacker in a civil manner while at the same time, redirecting the thread back to the intended subject. Negotiator requirement: Potential negotiators must be quick witted and thick skinned. They will be the front line of defense for SUAHT. As you can see by this post, be prepared to take a lot of slack for the cause.... We also have openings for gopher, masseuse, and bartender. Requirements are as implied. Please send all applications to the following e-mail address: [email protected]. SUAHT DISCLAIMER: SUAHT is not tied to Al Quaida and it is not an arabic word. SUAHT is an AMERICAN acronym and nothing more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers [ QUOTE ] The following is a list of openings along with job descriptions: Sniper: A sniper's sole duty is to make a single post on a hijacked thread, effectively redirecting the thread back to the intended subject. Sniper requirements: A potential Sniper must be able type a minimum of 60 words per minute. They must be extremely sharp on their hands and possess lightening quick reflexes. They must be on call 24/7. Negotiator: A negotiator will be responsible for reprimanding the Hijacker in a civil manner while at the same time, redirecting the thread back to the intended subject. Negotiator requirement: Potential negotiators must be quick witted and thick skinned. They will be the front line of defense for SUAHT. As you can see by this post, be prepared to take a lot of slack for the cause.... We also have openings for gopher, masseuse, and bartender. Requirements are as implied. Please send all applications to the following e-mail address: [email protected]. SUAHT DISCLAIMER: SUAHT is not tied to Al Quaida and it is not an arabic word. SUAHT is an AMERICAN acronym and nothing more... [/ QUOTE ] SHEESH,,,MCH you just described a MODERATORS duties to the tee.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHuntr1 Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers [ QUOTE ] Please send all applications to the following e-mail address: [email protected] [/ QUOTE ] Dang it! I cant send an email to that link for some reason! I think im highly qualified to be a Negotiator! Pick me! Pick Me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
need2hunt Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers Hello... ya, is this where I report a member... ok... there's this guy MCH advertising your group... oh you've heard of him... well he wanted us to report grammatical tendencies... ya, he can't seem to get your name right... here's the only proof I have, let me know if I need to fax it to you as well... thanks, bye [ QUOTE ] We are attempting to compile a list of possbile suspects. If you have any information, including usernames, pictures, and grammatical tendencies, do not hesitate to contact a member of SUAHT. SUAT.....Keeping YOUR thread on the topic YOU intended. SUAT.....Sleep well knowing when you wake up, your thread will be back on track. [/ QUOTE ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers Well MCH....I think I qualify for the Sniper role but there is only one problem....I would probably take you out first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: Need Volunteers I wear boxers to sleep.... oh wait thats the other thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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