Jeramie Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 The other day I went into Movie Gallery to take back a late game. I decided to pay while I was in there. The woman rang everything up and hit a few keys. She then hit a couple more keys and said, “Oops! You’re not Natasha!” I smiled, leaned across the counter and in my best transition voice said, “Not anymore!” I thought it was the funniest thing I had heard in a long time. The woman even laughed. I made it out to the car and told my wife (she was quizzing me on my hardy laugh with the movie gallery girl). She laughed for a minute but they reminded me, “You better be careful! You never know these days!” I felt a little sheepish after that. You honestly don’t know these days. What’s this world coming to? Quite honestly, I had a track/ wresting coach in high school. His name was Coach Dickinson. He was an Ex-Marine big bad mamma jamma. He was probably 5’-11” and about 265lbs. He wasn’t fat either. Dude was benching roughly 500lbs, no joke. He had balding red hair, hairy arm, covered in freckles, and ALWAYS had a fat chew in his mouth. He always had a “Mario” mustache and we dubbed him “Mario.” He was also one of the most cussing, rough, pansy woopping guys I know. This guy literally stretched our Hamstrings until it felt as if our legs were on fire. We were so limber it was crazy. I also ran distance so he made us run about 4-5 miles during practice. We ran a meet one time in 50degree weather, in the rain. He stood on the side line screaming “Pansy” at all of us. He was one tough cookie. About two years after I graduated he came to school the last week with no facial hair and his face was very red. He had laser surgery to remove his facial hair. Every year the teachers show up, at the country cottage, the week before school starts for “Teachers Breakfast.” Everyone showed up and had sideline discussions about who the big woman was. They finally got a good look at “her.” You guessed it, he decided to live as a woman. He made it past the statue for living as a female and then had the surgery. Of course after the breakfast he was no longer employed by the school system. He now has his own Website. Scary I know. This guy literally made comments about the track girls and their short shorts, during practice. He always seemed like a man’s-man but whoa! He had something hid away in the closet. Anymore I just don’t know what to think about his world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! Weird wacky stuff. Talking about making the wife laugh, when we were having our first baby...I was insanely involved. I went to all of her appointments, which were with midwives. Well, it just so happened that all of the midwives were seemingly out of some Robert Palmer and ZZ Top video...hot, tall, and very attractive. My wife was teasing me about liking the midwives. Long story short, after the appointment where we got to hear the heartbeat for the first time (very late appointment) we were pulling out of the parking lot. In front of us was...guess who...the midwife we just saw. Actually she ended up being the midwife that delivered both of our kids. Anywas, I digress. She had a license plate cover that had the words.... "Midwives make birthdays better". My wife read it while I was paying attention to the road because it was a busy intersection---perhaps paying too much attention. After she read it, I said...involuntarily, I might add...."well, they certainly could make my birthday better". I was joking of course, I would never say such a thing and mean it. My wife first laughed really loudly and then she got partially mad and started punching me in the shoulder. So from that point on, I was branded as loving the midwives....and I gotta admit....nah. New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! Gee whiz! That's wild man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! You were funny.... Not sure about him though..To each there own I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! Don't worry jeramie....I still think you're funny....looking. I just can't believe that you're talking about Oklahoma... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! [ QUOTE ] He was an Ex-Marine big bad mamma jamma. Anymore I just don’t know what to think about his world! [/ QUOTE ] I don't know what this world is coming to either because there is no such thing as an "Ex-Marine". Maybe a former Marine but not an "Ex-Marine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] He was an Ex-Marine big bad mamma jamma. Anymore I just don’t know what to think about his world! [/ QUOTE ] I don't know what this world is coming to either because there is no such thing as an "Ex-Marine". Maybe a former Marine but not an "Ex-Marine" [/ QUOTE ] So I have to ask, is he now an "Ex-man" or a "former man" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! Did I stutter, or has the puck hit you one too many times in the noggin. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN "EX-MARINE"...PEROID.... He is a FORMER MARINE. And what the heck is [ QUOTE ] Ex-man" or a "former man [/ QUOTE ]...Are you plotten on me or something. He is a Man isin't he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! [ QUOTE ] He is a Man isin't he. [/ QUOTE ] Are we talking about the same post... I do believe he's a woman now...according to society that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! dude, did you read the post? anything that would qualify him as a man was surgically removed, including...umm...his facial hair So since the fact that he is a former marine was already clear, I was asking, ever so wittingly (I might add) is once all man parts are removed, is that person an "ex-man" or just a former man. And I resent that puck comment, you jar head btw- if we could call him an exman, I have a great idea for a spoof on the comic book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! That's what happened when you liberals let Clinton in office. The guy got confused. Don't ask don't tell Maybe he wanted to see how it felt or something Of course I read the post knucklehead...I was playing with ya.....well...you know what I mean Keep calling me a jarhead too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! So what town are we tallking about here Jeramie??? SUAHT.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! you got it jar head Actually, I hear if you work out a lot, and take sterious w/out an estrogen blocker, a guy's body can naturally start to produce estrogen. If this bad boy was putting up 500 lbs on the bench, I'm assuming some hormone abuse was going on. I bet all that changed him. But let's get back to the matter at hand, The Ex-men. There's plenty of ideas for characters here, such as Man Cans, years of estrogen consumption have given his chest new assets with super powers. We can cast Janet Reno for the part the star trek guy played in the movie ( I'm sure she used to be a man), I think I'm on to something here. I have to pitch this to somebody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! I'm really a girl. Don't tell Tom. j/k--Those are some wild stories. Wonder what would happen if I showed up to school in drag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! [ QUOTE ] SUAHT.. [/ QUOTE ] sorry, I was just thinking about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted August 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! [ QUOTE ] I don't know what this world is coming to either because there is no such thing as an "Ex-Marine". Maybe a former Marine but not an "Ex-Marine" [/ QUOTE ] Even if he becomes a woman?! Former works much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! SUAHT I think you're funny too Jeramie. It's funny when you think you're funny, an nobody else thinks you're funny. That's funny right there. Sometimes Tom and I will say to each other "I thought that post was funny, and I got nothing." I thought the Polka thing was funny yesterday, but I guess it wasn't really all that funny, even though I thought it was funny. Racksie and J.B. are funny. Keep trying to be funny jeramie, it's kind of funny in its own right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! [ QUOTE ] SUAHT I think you're funny too Jeramie. It's funny when you think you're funny, an nobody else thinks you're funny. That's funny right there. Sometimes Tom and I will say to each other "I thought that post was funny, and I got nothing." I thought the Polka thing was funny yesterday, but I guess it wasn't really all that funny, even though I thought it was funny. Racksie and J.B. are funny. Keep trying to be funny jeramie, it's kind of funny in its own right. [/ QUOTE ] OK, you're hired... jeramie...what town?? Locust Grove?? Can't be Oklahoma...can it??? SUAHT... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I don't know what this world is coming to either because there is no such thing as an "Ex-Marine". Maybe a former Marine but not an "Ex-Marine" [/ QUOTE ] Even if he becomes a woman?! Former works much better. [/ QUOTE ] Hey, they do make some pretty tough Women Marines out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I don't know what this world is coming to either because there is no such thing as an "Ex-Marine". Maybe a former Marine but not an "Ex-Marine" [/ QUOTE ] Even if he becomes a woman?! Former works much better. [/ QUOTE ] Hey, they do make some pretty tough Women Marines out there. [/ QUOTE ] SUAHT Hey, they do make some pretty tough and funny Women Marines out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! you're good Chris, I'm not sure if I'd want to be in combat with a women at my side though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! [ QUOTE ] you're good Chris, [/ QUOTE ] That's what my wife says. SUAHT [ QUOTE ] I'm not sure if I'd want to be in combat with a women at my side though [/ QUOTE ] I'm not sure if I'd want to be in combat with a FUNNY women at my side though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] you're good Chris, [/ QUOTE ] That's what my wife says. [/ QUOTE ] Thank you Cialas! Oh wait, I'm sorry for FUNNY Cialas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] you're good Chris, [/ QUOTE ] That's what my wife says. [/ QUOTE ] Thank you Cialas! Oh wait, I'm sorry for FUNNY Cialas [/ QUOTE ] That's funny, you're learning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted August 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Re: I thought I was funny! [ QUOTE ] you're good Chris, I'm not sure if I'd want to be in combat with a women at my side though [/ QUOTE ] Unless they use to be men! Then they can do some SERIOUS damage if they break a nail! SUAHT My wife gets her nails done twice a month. Not that she's a marine, funny, or a man..... However, she probably could do some damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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