I thought I was funny!


Jeramie

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The other day I went into Movie Gallery to take back a late game. I decided to pay while I was in there. The woman rang everything up and hit a few keys. She then hit a couple more keys and said, “Oops! You’re not Natasha!” I smiled, leaned across the counter and in my best transition voice said, “Not anymore!” I thought it was the funniest thing I had heard in a long time. The woman even laughed. I made it out to the car and told my wife (she was quizzing me on my hardy laugh with the movie gallery girl). She laughed for a minute but they reminded me, “You better be careful! You never know these days!” I felt a little sheepish after that. You honestly don’t know these days. What’s this world coming to?

Quite honestly, I had a track/ wresting coach in high school. His name was Coach Dickinson. He was an Ex-Marine big bad mamma jamma. He was probably 5’-11” and about 265lbs. He wasn’t fat either. Dude was benching roughly 500lbs, no joke. He had balding red hair, hairy arm, covered in freckles, and ALWAYS had a fat chew in his mouth. He always had a “Mario” mustache and we dubbed him “Mario.” He was also one of the most cussing, rough, pansy woopping guys I know. This guy literally stretched our Hamstrings until it felt as if our legs were on fire. We were so limber it was crazy. I also ran distance so he made us run about 4-5 miles during practice. We ran a meet one time in 50degree weather, in the rain. He stood on the side line screaming “Pansy” at all of us. He was one tough cookie.

About two years after I graduated he came to school the last week with no facial hair and his face was very red. He had laser surgery to remove his facial hair. Every year the teachers show up, at the country cottage, the week before school starts for “Teachers Breakfast.” Everyone showed up and had sideline discussions about who the big woman was. They finally got a good look at “her.” You guessed it, he decided to live as a woman. He made it past the statue for living as a female and then had the surgery. Of course after the breakfast he was no longer employed by the school system. He now has his own Website. Scary I know. This guy literally made comments about the track girls and their short shorts, during practice. He always seemed like a man’s-man but whoa! He had something hid away in the closet.

Anymore I just don’t know what to think about his world!

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Weird wacky stuff.

Talking about making the wife laugh, when we were having our first baby...I was insanely involved. I went to all of her appointments, which were with midwives. Well, it just so happened that all of the midwives were seemingly out of some Robert Palmer and ZZ Top video...hot, tall, and very attractive. My wife was teasing me about liking the midwives.

Long story short, after the appointment where we got to hear the heartbeat for the first time (very late appointment) we were pulling out of the parking lot. In front of us was...guess who...the midwife we just saw. Actually she ended up being the midwife that delivered both of our kids. Anywas, I digress. She had a license plate cover that had the words.... "Midwives make birthdays better". My wife read it while I was paying attention to the road because it was a busy intersection---perhaps paying too much attention. After she read it, I said...involuntarily, I might add...."well, they certainly could make my birthday better". I was joking of course, I would never say such a thing and mean it.

My wife first laughed really loudly and then she got partially mad and started punching me in the shoulder. So from that point on, I was branded as loving the midwives....and I gotta admit....nah.

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He was an Ex-Marine big bad mamma jamma.

Anymore I just don’t know what to think about his world!

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I don't know what this world is coming to either because there is no such thing as an "Ex-Marine". Maybe a former Marine but not an "Ex-Marine" smirk.gif

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So I have to ask, is he now an "Ex-man" or a "former man" smirk.gif

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dude, did you read the post?

anything that would qualify him as a man was surgically removed, including...umm...his facial hair wink.gif

So since the fact that he is a former marine was already clear, I was asking, ever so wittingly (I might add) is once all man parts are removed, is that person an "ex-man" or just a former man.

grin.gifAnd I resent that puck comment, you jar head tongue.gifgrin.gif

btw- if we could call him an exman, I have a great idea for a spoof on the comic book. tongue.gifgrin.gif

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grin.gif you got it jar head grin.gif

Actually, I hear if you work out a lot, and take sterious w/out an estrogen blocker, a guy's body can naturally start to produce estrogen.

If this bad boy was putting up 500 lbs on the bench, I'm assuming some hormone abuse was going on. I bet all that changed him.

But let's get back to the matter at hand, The Ex-men. There's plenty of ideas for characters here, such as Man Cans, years of estrogen consumption have given his chest new assets with super powers.

We can cast Janet Reno for the part the star trek guy played in the movie ( I'm sure she used to be a man), I think I'm on to something here. I have to pitch this to somebody grin.gif

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I think you're funny too Jeramie.

It's funny when you think you're funny, an nobody else thinks you're funny. That's funny right there.

Sometimes Tom and I will say to each other "I thought that post was funny, and I got nothing."

I thought the Polka thing was funny yesterday, but I guess it wasn't really all that funny, even though I thought it was funny.

Racksie and J.B. are funny.

Keep trying to be funny jeramie, it's kind of funny in its own right.

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I think you're funny too Jeramie.

It's funny when you think you're funny, an nobody else thinks you're funny. That's funny right there.

Sometimes Tom and I will say to each other "I thought that post was funny, and I got nothing."

I thought the Polka thing was funny yesterday, but I guess it wasn't really all that funny, even though I thought it was funny.

Racksie and J.B. are funny.

Keep trying to be funny jeramie, it's kind of funny in its own right.

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OK, you're hired...grin.gif

jeramie...what town?? Locust Grove?? Can't be Oklahoma...can it???

SUAHT...grin.gif

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I don't know what this world is coming to either because there is no such thing as an "Ex-Marine". Maybe a former Marine but not an "Ex-Marine" smirk.gif

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Even if he becomes a woman?! tongue.gif

Former works much better.

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Hey, they do make some pretty tough Women Marines out there. grin.gif

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I don't know what this world is coming to either because there is no such thing as an "Ex-Marine". Maybe a former Marine but not an "Ex-Marine" smirk.gif

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Even if he becomes a woman?! tongue.gif

Former works much better.

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Hey, they do make some pretty tough Women Marines out there. grin.gif

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SUAHT

Hey, they do make some pretty tough and funny Women Marines out there.

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you're good Chris,

I'm not sure if I'd want to be in combat with a women at my side though

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Unless they use to be men! Then they can do some SERIOUS damage if they break a nail! grin.gif

SUAHT

My wife gets her nails done twice a month. Not that she's a marine, funny, or a man..... However, she probably could do some damage.

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