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I posted anything I wanted and it felt great. I posted alot more than I expected and the results were amazing! I lost 2 dress sizes in a week; my dry flaky skin has cleared up; my wife has started calling me 'tiger' (wink, wink); the neighbor's dog stopped peeing on my newspaper every morning; the boss remembers my name; I shaved 7 strokes off my golf game; my breath is no longer affected by garlic; I increased my vocublary exponenti.. exponenti. errr ALOT!; and I bought my house NO MONEY DOWN!!!; I sleep all night without waking up; And my mother-in-law hasn't called in over a week!!

Chris' techniques really work! You're crazy if you don't post anything you want! It worked for me and it'll work for you!!

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I posted anything I wanted and it felt great. I posted alot more than I expected and the results were amazing! I lost 2 dress sizes in a week; my dry flaky skin has cleared up; my wife has started calling me 'tiger' (wink, wink); the neighbor's dog stopped peeing on my newspaper every morning; the boss remembers my name; I shaved 7 strokes off my golf game; my breath is no longer affected by garlic; I increased my vocublary exponenti.. exponenti. errr ALOT!; and I bought my house NO MONEY DOWN!!!; I sleep all night without waking up; And my mother-in-law hasn't called in over a week!!

Chris' techniques really work! You're crazy if you don't post anything you want! It worked for me and it'll work for you!!

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DING ! DING !! WHOOOO ! WHOOOOO!! and here come the guy's in the white coats,,,holding a big sign saying Racksie is on the loose.... grin.gifgrin.gif

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I posted anything I wanted and it felt great. I posted alot more than I expected and the results were amazing! I lost 2 dress sizes in a week; my dry flaky skin has cleared up; my wife has started calling me 'tiger' (wink, wink); the neighbor's dog stopped peeing on my newspaper every morning; the boss remembers my name; I shaved 7 strokes off my golf game; my breath is no longer affected by garlic; I increased my vocublary exponenti.. exponenti. errr ALOT!; and I bought my house NO MONEY DOWN!!!; I sleep all night without waking up; And my mother-in-law hasn't called in over a week!!

Chris' techniques really work! You're crazy if you don't post anything you want! It worked for me and it'll work for you!!

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Yeah, but what aboot your allergies? And stubborn stains, did it work as good as Oxyclean. Did you develop an English/Australian accent as if that will impress you more, and cause you to buy a magic rubber broom that works on absolutely anything--the secret is static you know. Personally, I turn one of my kids upside down and rake their hair across the rug, but hey, that's just me.

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Yeah, but what aboot your allergies? And stubborn stains, did it work as good as Oxyclean. Did you develop an English/Australian accent as if that will impress you more, and cause you to buy a magig rubber broom that works on absolutely anything--the secret is static you know. Personally, I turn one of my kids upside down and rake their hair across the rug, but hey, that's just me.

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None of the above, but it did clear up my acne and keep my dog inside my yard without the eye-sore of a fence. Plus, I never have to repaint and it looks better than vinyl and is dent resistant..

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Yeah, but what aboot your allergies? And stubborn stains, did it work as good as Oxyclean. Did you develop an English/Australian accent as if that will impress you more, and cause you to buy a magig rubber broom that works on absolutely anything--the secret is static you know. Personally, I turn one of my kids upside down and rake their hair across the rug, but hey, that's just me.

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None of the above, but it did clear up my acne and keep my dog inside my yard without the eye-sore of a fence. Plus, I never have to repaint and it looks better than vinyl and is dent resistant..

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Yeah, but did you get a Buick what we pay for it? And, is that really what 5lbs of body fat looks like? Did you grow your hair back, Avacor can make you drive a NASCAR car faster, and does it enable you to pick your time just in case "that" moment becomes a Cialis moment, will you be ready? It works for 36 hours you know.

Man, I need to go back to school.

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If I just leave it alone, will it sweep my whole house?? Or just the kitchen? Will it really work with the scrubbing power of a thousand scrubbing bubbles??? If so, I may need to purchase the three set combo that comes with the extra paring knife that will cut the head of hammer and still not need sharpening. Which will come in handy since I'm spending all my free time signing up for a bunch of free government grants that noone knows about. Well, anyways, I've got to get to bed. Good night, all..(clap,clap)

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OK, but if your driving down Lundy's Lane, 60 miles per hour and your wings fall off, how many pancakes does it take to paint your doghouse pink ??

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The answer is 6, because

1. Snakes don't have armpits

2. ice-cream doesn't have bones

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3. Elephants don't wear running-shoes in the winter

Did I pass the test huh, huh, huh grin.gif

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I posted anything I wanted and it felt great. I posted alot more than I expected and the results were amazing! I lost 2 dress sizes in a week; my dry flaky skin has cleared up; my wife has started calling me 'tiger' (wink, wink); the neighbor's dog stopped peeing on my newspaper every morning; the boss remembers my name; I shaved 7 strokes off my golf game; my breath is no longer affected by garlic; I increased my vocublary exponenti.. exponenti. errr ALOT!; and I bought my house NO MONEY DOWN!!!; I sleep all night without waking up; And my mother-in-law hasn't called in over a week!!!!

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...And he's stepping large and laughing easy grin.gif

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OK, but if your driving down Lundy's Lane, 60 miles per hour and your wings fall off, how many pancakes does it take to paint your doghouse pink ??

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The answer is 6, because

1. Snakes don't have armpits

2. ice-cream doesn't have bones

and

3. Elephants don't wear running-shoes in the winter

Did I pass the test huh, huh, huh grin.gif

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Someone call a paramedic....We told him not to paint without opening a window or something...

Buckee's been inhaling the enamel again grin.gif

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