Guest BBbuckhunter Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Alright guys, to keep Oct 1 out of our minds lets have a little fun.... so let's keep it clean and post away.... You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ 1. YOU WERE CAMO TO SCHOOL 2. THATS ALL U TALK ABOUT 3. WHEN YOU PROPOSE TO YOUR WIFE FROM A DEER TREESTAND( LIKE THAT BASEBALL PLAYER DID) 4. YOU PACTICE THE GRUNT AT DINNERTIME... YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE A BOWHUNTER WHEN...... 1. YOU TREAT YOUR TREESTAND LIKE A BRAND NEW CAR. 2.YOUR GARARGE IS A ARCHERY PRO SHOP. 3. YOU GO TO BASS PRO JUST TO LOOK AT THE NEW EQUIPMENT. 4. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR BOW RATHER THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND/ WIFE.... KEEP EM COMIN'...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitteken Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ When you schedule vacation time for the rut. And schedule weddings and plan on having kids in the offseason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BBbuckhunter Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ haaa.lol.. good one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ When you think Tinks 69 actually smells pretty good........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ when you fall asleep in your recliner watching t.v. with your new bow release still around your wrist. True story!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ when you look at an invention like the cough silencer, and think......."I need that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTbowman Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ "You know when your a Deer Hunter when............" -The thought of 3:30am wake up call now excites you. -You can no longer see your back deck railings due to ALL your camo being aired out. -Your backyard looks like a twisted petting zoo from all the 3D targets out there. -You see deer in every shadow, even indoors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when......... You know you're a deer hunter when..... You're already planning the menu for the week long mule deer trip to Utah.....That doesn't happen until Oct 22! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ [ QUOTE ] When you think Tinks 69 actually smells pretty good........ [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] when you look at an invention like the cough silencer, and think......."I need that" [/ QUOTE ] Is it any wonder why these two guys are my friends? Those are funny. You know you're a hopeless bowhunter when you lean your bow, uncased, on your nightstand so you can stroke it when you go to bed, and get up in the morning. Yep, it is, and I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ you know your a deer hunter if you buy your wife a camo dress for her birthday. you know your a bowhunter if you let your bow sit in the front seat of your truck and you wife gets thrown in the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ You know you're a bowhunter when..... someone tells you they have ESP and you say "Don't you mean a PSE???" you're dog walks across the front yard and you say to yourself "That'd be 25 yarder right there." you hand your wife a bottle of ketchup and tell her to leave a blood trail in the woods for you to practice following. during the winter, your co-worker's ask you on Friday "What are your plans for this....Oh nevermind...we know." you plan your children around deer season.....Oldest born January 22nd, youngest May 4th... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fishermanwhohunts Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ You join a hunting forum to ask one question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheDanishDanger Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ you spend every bit of money you make durin the summer towards deer season . . . and it's all worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldawg Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ You know people know you're a deer hunter....when your wife walks up to you in Gander Mountain with a camo, scimpy nitegown and says, "Well babe, what do you think"...lolol. (Happened last week) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ your boss says the next time he sees you (air) draw down on an imaginary target you're going home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ .......you're running out of wall space for mounts. .......doe-in-heat scent doesn't stink anymore. .......as a woman, nothing gets done at home when hunting season rolls around. The laundry piles up ( cause your camo takes highest priority) , the kids wind up eating tv dinners or cereal cause you're cleaning a deer, you've stopped wearing make up, and the dishes are starting to resemble Mt. St. Helens in the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ lol, there have been some really good ones so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHISKEYSWAMP Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when......... when you keep a set of rattling horns next to the sofa and rattle the horns while watching hunting shows... not that I do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BBbuckhunter Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when......... ha man there all good guys.. keep em comingg.. heres another one.... when Oct 1st comes around YOU get more excited about it rather than your anniversory* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when......... ...when you can't sleep the night before the opener and/or you have dreams about that nice buck coming to your stand and you either can't draw your bow or squeeze the trigger, or you move in slow motion,lol! Also....when you think more about hunting than homework and those papers due the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach1 Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ [ QUOTE ] And schedule weddings and plan on having kids in the offseason. [/ QUOTE ] I'm getting married next year and my fiancee wanted to have the wedding in October, but I quickly put an end to that saying the groom (me), best man (my brother), and groom's father wouldn't be there. Wedding has been moved to Sept. 2nd. Last year during shotgun season, my brother hunted in the morning and then went to school in full camo straight from the woods. He wears camo nearly everyday to school and uses a camo backpack for his books and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ I can relate to just about ALL of these. Thanks! You're a bowhunter: - when you wear the shingles off the roof to simulate a treestand and you don't mind fixing it - when you tell your wife: "not tonight honey, I have to get up early" - when you say it's only a 12 drive to go hunting, and it's to far when the in-laws are only 2 hrs away - and last but not least: you don't have a stinkin clue when gun season starts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbuckdown70 Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ when you dont have to tell your boss your taking of opening day because they already have you down for being off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ When there's more mounts on the walls than pictures. When a friend nicknames the storage room for your hunting gear Cabela's (true). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedicast Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Re: You know when your a Deer Hunter when............ [ QUOTE ] your boss says the next time he sees you (air) draw down on an imaginary target you're going home! [/ QUOTE ] You do that too!!!!!!!! I do that all day in work...lol You know you are a hopeless deer hunter when you are watching hunting vids, and letting out a little"maaah" to stop the deer defore the hunter in the vid does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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