You know when your a Deer Hunter when............


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*75% of your vacation is used for hunting

*Friends call you the slayer

*Make you wife roll her eyes in June with the start of weekly trips to Bass Pro

*Spend lunch break at Gander Mountain to watch videos and pick up what you "need"

*Wear tees that refrence deer hunting

*cardio excersize is walking back and forth to retrieve arrows!

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YOU KNOW YOUR A DEER HUNTER WHEN, FOR A CLASS PROJECT ABOUT CARING FOR NATURE YOU MAKE A HUNTING VIDEO AND SAY YOU HELPED BY MANAGING YOUR HEARD. BASED ON A TRUE STORY. ALL THE GIRLS FREAKED WHEN ME SHOOTING A DOE CAME UP ON THE VIDEO. I ALMOST GOT SUSPENDED

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you spend every bit of money you make durin the summer towards deer season . . . and it's all worth it.

[/ QUOTE ]when your wife tells you that she wants to have a baby shower in november and you tell her so needs to do it the weekend before bow season. she told me that last night. come on oct. 1!!!

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True story,

We used to have to mail in our deer applications by August 25.

When me and the wife got married I picked that date.She asked my wy and I told her so Id remember to get my application in on time grin.gif

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I thought you were going to say "So I would be sure to remember our anniversary!" blush.gif

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When me and the wife got married I picked that date.She asked my wy and I told her so Id remember to get my application in on time grin.gif

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ROFLMBO at you Chris. That's worse than me. It wasn't an accident that my son was born on February 27th either. Had to do the math on that one. blush.gifgrin.gif

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You know you're a deer hunter when you save your own pee to use on a drag rag once season hits, cause you read on a message board that another deer hunter had some luck with it!

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I wonder who's going to follow the leader on that one Tom.

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Hey, I thought of another one as well!

You know you're a deer hunter when you save your own pee to use on a drag rag once season hits, cause you read on a message board that another deer hunter had some luck with it!

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'Bout time you got on board Tom.

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You know when you're the Greatest Bowhunter Alive.....oops I mean a Bowhunter:

When you buy a new bow and make the wife sleep on the couch because the bow is in the bed and you don't wanna lay it on a hard surface..........and Y'all wonder why I'm divorced, LMAO......Oh, that reminds me........Your wife tells you that if you don't stop hunting as much she's going to divorce you and you respond with "Which lawyer will you be using?"

Both true.

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You Walk 1 Mile to sit in a tree for 4 hrs. but ask your wife to bring you a beer from the kitchen.

You see Jeff Foxworthy and instead of asking for his autograph, you razz him about missing that buck in Kansas twice but congradulate him on that 350 yd shot on that Texas Monster.

You spend so much time in Walmart's Sporting Goods Dept. that you know each guy's name and what days they have stock come in.

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-You'll get up at 0330 in the morning and drive from Virginia to Geoergia for 3 days of hunting, get skunked, and still have a great time

-You look for deer as you drive

-You name your first born son Hunter, because that's what you hope he'll become

-You have an entire room for your hunting gear

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You know your a deer hunter when you yell into your significant other to open the blinds so you can watch tv through the binoculars from your treestand !!

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