2nd Best Thing Aboot Canada


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Yeah, for the first time in a long time I got to sleep with the window open last night. Sarah had to throw on a hooded sweatshirt, she's a little of a freeze baby sometimes, woke up this morning and she had the hood on and was wrapped up in a blanket, cocoon style. To funny. grin.gif

It's beautiful out here today...Fall is coming laugh.gif

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What's the 1st best thing abooot Canada?

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Surprised you ask Tom----best thing abooot Canada is Buckee of course. tongue.gif

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I thought it was Shania Twain. grin.gif

(Sorry Buckee, but I've seen your picture and you're no Shania. grin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gif)

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Pretty much there are three and three only good things about Canada:

1) It is attached to the US

2) If we need the room, it would be easier to invade them instead of Mexico.

3) The hunting and fishing

As I mentioned to my buddy at work...when I am elected President of the US, I am going to do three things:

1) Take my bow out onto the White House lawn and fire one straight up into the air in hopes of dead centering Ted Kennedy...odds are in my favor! laugh.gif

2) Immediately restation the National Guard on our borders with Canada and Mexico with explicit orders to shoot to kill anyone crossing illegally.

3) Invade Canada and make it my personal hunting and fishing preserve. That should take up most of the morning on my first day in office. laugh.gifwink.gif

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Unfortunately for those of us further south, the experience of cool, dry canadian air is foreign to me. It is still hot as the devils butt down here, not as bad as the last two days though. Of course I am familiar with cool, dry canadian whiskey in the form of Crown Royal.

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Awe, the Crown Royal, that would be my #1 personal favorite of Canada.

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Pretty much there are three and three only good things about Canada:

1) It is attached to the US

2) If we need the room, it would be easier to invade them instead of Mexico.

3) The hunting and fishing

As I mentioned to my buddy at work...when I am elected President of the US, I am going to do three things:

1) Take my bow out onto the White House lawn and fire one straight up into the air in hopes of dead centering Ted Kennedy...odds are in my favor! laugh.gif

2) Immediately restation the National Guard on our borders with Canada and Mexico with explicit orders to shoot to kill anyone crossing illegally.

3) Invade Canada and make it my personal hunting and fishing preserve. That should take up most of the morning on my first day in office. laugh.gifwink.gif

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LMAO!

Lol

Good thing you said your kidding and youre not president, the canadians couldve been up in arms because of you!

Mind you their "arms" are old fashioned slingshots.

Anywho, what was i talking about? Ah...oh well. grin.gif

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Pretty much there are three and three only good things about Canada:

1) It is attached to the US

2) If we need the room, it would be easier to invade them instead of Mexico.

3) The hunting and fishing

As I mentioned to my buddy at work...when I am elected President of the US, I am going to do three things:

1) Take my bow out onto the White House lawn and fire one straight up into the air in hopes of dead centering Ted Kennedy...odds are in my favor! laugh.gif

2) Immediately restation the National Guard on our borders with Canada and Mexico with explicit orders to shoot to kill anyone crossing illegally.

3) Invade Canada and make it my personal hunting and fishing preserve. That should take up most of the morning on my first day in office. laugh.gifwink.gif

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LMAO!

Lol

Good thing you said your kidding and youre not president, the canadians couldve been up in arms because of you!

Mind you their "arms" are old fashioned slingshots.

Anywho, what was i talking about? Ah...oh well. grin.gif

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Well, I guess I must consider the source....you are essentially Canadian-lite up there in Michigan! laugh.gifwink.gif

I forgot the other platform I will be running on. Once elected, I am going to get a crew of triple-wide movers from Arkansas to go over to Israel and get all the holy monuments, etc. I will have them bring the monuments and all the Israelis over here to the good old US of A. I will give them the State of Arkansas or possibly even Michigan as, let's face it, neither is being put to good use. As soon as the last boat home is out of fall-out range, I would turn everything from Israel to Iran, Turkey to Egypt to glass in a moment's time. It is again time that the mighty United States flex its military might and show the world what happens when you mess with us. This Al Gore, politically correct war we are fighting is going to cost us everything! JMHO.

So who is voting for me? laugh.gif

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Invade Canada? That wouldn't be too hard. You'd probably be sitting in some Babba's kitchen drinking coffee and eating perogies before you knew what happened! grin.gif

If you are going to orgainze and invasion, I would advise that you boys from GA do it in the summer. You might find Fall fairly chilly, and the winter would take the life out of you!

And that american swill you guys call beer, tastes like water. grin.gifgrin.gif

I guess you could say, my dander has been raised!

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