slugshooter Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. > > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. > > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. > > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. > > 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. > > 6. You watch the Weather Channel. > > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." > > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation to 14. > > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." > > 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door > won't turn down the stereo. > > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. > > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. > > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. > > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. > > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. > > 16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM! > > 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. > > 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather > than settle, your stomach. > > 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, > not > condoms and pregnancy tests. > > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." > > 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. > > 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to > drink that much again." > > 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. > > 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. > > 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that > doesn't > apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you > forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy > it > and do the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISHUNTER Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Re: 25 Signs That You Have Grown Up. The bad part of that is, it's true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Re: 25 Signs That You Have Grown Up. LMAO, so true, especially the Taco Bell one, I think the one in my college town closed at 5am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Re: 25 Signs That You Have Grown Up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Re: 25 Signs That You Have Grown Up. lol, those were good...but you forgot ..... you can take a clean shirt out of your closet instead of picking one up off the floor, smelling it and deciding it still has one day left before needing to be washed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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