Guest TheNumber1Young1 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 40 Things Never Said By a Redneck 40. Oh I just couldn't. ****, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 35. We don't keep firearms in this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can't feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 30. Wrasslin's fake. 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 28. We're vegetarians. 27. Do you think my gut is too big? 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 24. Who's Richard Petty? 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. 19. Trim the fat off that steak. 18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 17. The tires on that truck are too big. 16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. 15. I've got it all on the C drive. 14. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled? 12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. 09. Checkmate. 08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? 06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 05. I don't have a favorite college team. 04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. 03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long. 02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. 01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambuscher Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: 40 things never said You got that right!!! LMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut_Buster Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: 40 things never said Never heard a redneck say any of those things lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: 40 things never said Those are pretty good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: 40 things never said [ QUOTE ] 01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight [/ QUOTE ] hehehe True story ------- one night, a friend of mine was on his way home from a dance ( his wife was driving) A cop hauled them over, came to the window and asked - " any thing to drink this evening ? " my friend said -- "No thank you officer, I have had quite enough " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popgun Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: 40 things never said You forgot #00 You'll never hear a redneck say: "Tattoos are tacky." ....popgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: 40 things never said You hit the nail on the head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: 40 things never said yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bexar_county89 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: 40 things never said ****QUESTION**** If a redneck says anyone of those things, is he/she still considered a redneck?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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