surrronded by rednecks


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couple funny stories

came home from work today and my neighbor had a

comalong hanging from his tree hooked up tp his lawnmower and had it lifted up in the air to change

the blades under it (a riding mower) went in to get

the camera and when i got back out there he had it down i ask in to put it back up so i could get a pic.

he said i dont think so

the other story is

i was out back shoting my bow the other sunday and my wife came outside ant told me i had to look at this went to the front yard and the people acroos the street was having a tree cut down in there front yard and they were sitting in their driveway in lawn chairs with a cooler of beer (bud light) between them drinking the beer watching them cut the tree down my wife said that that was the rednecked thing she had ever saw but the funny thing is i ended upi ovr there drinking with in a lawn chair watching to blush.gif

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Re: surrronded by rednecks

we had a redneck thing on here one day and I think a lot of people on here would be classified in that category. You might be a redneck if you have yardages staked out according tothe distance from your bedroom window. "That buck's standin at 36 yrds. I think I can take 'im with my bow. Honey stop snorin'"

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Re: surrronded by rednecks

You might be a redneck if...

you encourage your wife to sleep on her back because you want to record her snores that sound like a buck grunt.

you have a wreck because you were watching deer not avoiding them.(Happened to my ex girfriend)

you look forward to your wife's monthly cycle during deer season so she can encourage you to leave and go hunting.

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