sooo funny


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Guest Big_Game_Hunter_64

>>>I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

>>>she called me to get my phone number.

>>>she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

>>>she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her

mind.

>>>she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

>>>she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

>>>she tried to drown a fish.

>>>she thought a quarterback was a refund.

>>>she got locked in a grocery store and starved to

death.

>>>she tripped over a cordless phone.

>>>she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

>>>she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

>>>she studied for a blood test.

>>>she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

>>>when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.

>>>when she missed

the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice

instead.

>>>when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

>>>"Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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Re: sooo funny

>>>there was a blond who was walking a long a creek when she saw another blond and she said "how do u get to the other side and the other blonde said u r already on the other side"

>>>the blond tried to kill the bird by throwing it off a cliff

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