Nut Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Last night while on the road doing something the Mrs wanted to do. (I didnt want to go) My son asked us "What is the best way to lower your stress levels?" My immediate reply was "Get a divorce" My wife hasnt talked to me since. In a way that is a good thing isnt it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer wrong answer....No - lying would have been wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer You should have said "GO HUNTING". That was the alternate answer ...LOL...Man, did you blow it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherguy Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer Wow, i may have a gift for getting in trouble with women for saying the wrong thing, but you apparently are the master. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedicast Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer Thats a classic case of opening the mouth ans inserting the foot if i've ever seen one!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer Wow, it's gonna take a LOT of flowers and chocolate to dig yourself out of that hole! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntinsonovagun Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer LOL!!!! Glad I am not you!! lmborofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaDeerHunter Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer Whoops! That one slipped! Maybe after yiou said it you should've smiled at her or winked at her or something to ackmoweledge it was only a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer [ QUOTE ] Thats a classic case of opening the mouth ans inserting the foot if i've ever seen one!!!! [/ QUOTE ] All the way up to the Hip joint and going for a couple ribs while he's at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer I think the "maybe" is the understatement of this century!! LOL!! That is as far as I am going with this whole post!!! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer Open mouth, insert foot...... Good luck Fred, nice knowing ya...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Thats a classic case of opening the mouth ans inserting the foot if i've ever seen one!!!! [/ QUOTE ] All the way up to the Hip joint and going for a couple ribs while he's at it [/ QUOTE ] LMBO!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHuntr1 Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer Have fun Fred....... Your wife seemed nice to me..... She'll get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nut Posted November 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer Thanks guys. I think It really didnt help when my son laughed at the response. But mama is okay now. I actually got out of going someplace tonight that I didnt want to go also(funeral home,a aunt of hers died) She said she didnt want me to open my mouth there. My habit of telling her relatives my name is Bob is rude. (My name is Fred ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer [ QUOTE ] My habit of telling her relatives my name is Bob is rude. [/ QUOTE ] BWAaaaahahahaha What's wrong with a good sense of humor eh Fred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer LMBO sad thing is your probably right! LOL im kiddin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer I've never gone thru a divorced but I don't think it would be much of a stress reliever...not until it was finalized anyways. You should have said, "Don't get married.". It doesn't sound as harsh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer well Fred, never let it be said that you don't have one big set of kahoonies. better you than me pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer LMBO! Ahhhh, for the laugh I got from that one I will be glad to offer you my couch man.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer Wow, you are one brave soul. You must have a nice dog house to so willing go to it. That said, that was one good answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer LOL. Sounds like a pretty ingenious way of getting out of going where you didnt want to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palssonater Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer "Mommy, Mommy! Guess what Daddy said!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sagitarius Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer [ QUOTE ] Open mouth, insert foot...... [/ QUOTE ]Foot, knee, thigh lower torso,........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer Better than lying!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Re: Maybe I gave the wrong answer [ QUOTE ] She said she didnt want me to open my mouth there. [/ QUOTE ] Sounds like your still in the dog house to me Bob.....I mean Fred. You finished soaking that foot & leg, etc. yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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