Favorite Movie Quotes?


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Saw that movie for the first time a couple of weeks ago and it was well worth the time.

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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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Another one from The Rock:

Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation?

Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir.

Commander Anderson: Shep...

Lt. Shephard: An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and fifteen guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.

Stanley Goodspeed: Oh. In that case, no, sir.

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And a few more:

Stanley Goodspeed: I'd take pleasure in guttin' you boy. I'd take pleasure in guttin' you... boy. What is wrong with these people, huh? Mason? Don't you think there's a lot of, uh, a lot of anger flowing around this island? Kind of a pubescent volatility? Don't you think? A lotta angst, a lot of 'I'm sixteen, I'm angry at my father' syndrome? I mean *grow up*! We're stuck on an island with a bunch of violence-for-pleasure-seeking psycophatic marines, SHAME ON THEM!

Stanley Goodspeed: Hi, I'm an agent with the federal... FBI... I'm Stanley Goodspeed.

John Mason: But of course you are.

Stanley Goodspeed: Of course.

John Mason: And you have an emergency.

Stanley Goodspeed: Right.

John Mason: And you need my help.

Stanley Goodspeed: Exactly right.

John Mason: Coffee?

Stanley Goodspeed: No, I'm fine, thank you.

John Mason: Offer me coffee.

Stanley Goodspeed: You've been around a lot of corpses. Is that normal?

John Mason: What, the feet thing?

Stanley Goodspeed: Yeah, the feet thing.

John Mason: Yeah, it happens.

Stanley Goodspeed: Yeah, well I'm having a hard time concentrating. Can you do something about it?

John Mason: Like what, kill him again?

MAN! I love that movie! Gotta watch it again soon...grin.gif

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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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Oh make no mistake its not about revenge it the reckoning

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Ah, I just saw this movie last week sometime, what was it????

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Tombstone. Doc Holliday commenting on Wyatt's tirade.

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Duh, one of my favorite movies of all time.....and i go and pooch it..... smirk.gif

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from joe dirt

buffalo bill: its puts the lotian on its skin!!

later on

joe dirt: it puts the joe dirt in the hole!

another from joe dirt

janitor: hey...your tlaking to me all wrong...thast the wrong tone..you do it again and ill stab u in the face witha sauldering iron....does ur mother sew?..BOOM getter to sew that(as he talks to a fire extinguisher on the wall)

some from the water boy

teacher: does any one know why alligators are so aggressize?

bobby: ma ma ma momma says its cuz they got all them teeth and no tooth brush

teacher: well mommas wrong

bobby:no ur wrong curnal saunders

(takles teacher)

bobby: i-i-i- love ma momma very much....and now u know that

another from the water boy

coach: now bobby can u takle people like u jsut tackled him during a game?

bobby: yes coach

coach: can u do that for me bobby

bobby:c-c-c-coach not only will i do it for u......well well well yesss il do it for u

theres many more them are jsut my favorites Lol

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Dirty Harry's comments.

Full Metal Jacket has some funny lines.

I'll be your huckleberry from tombstome.

Movie Friday Night Lights:

When The coach (Thorton) was talking to the player (preacherman) in the last game about the game situation.

Coach: How's it like out there

Preacherman: Their fast, mean, dirty, and fast

Coach: You already said that son

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From Forrest Gump,

You've always got to put the past behind you before you can move on.

And From Friday Night Lights,

Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's about you and your relationship with yourself, your family and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didnt let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is you did everything you could. There wasnt one more thing you could've done. Can you live in that moment as best you can, with clear eyes, and love in your heart, with joy in your heart? If you can do that gentleman - you're perfect!

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