Tominator Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 I haven't seen this before. Thought some of you might enjoy. Things to Do in an Elevator 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. 5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if he has an appointment. 9) Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask him if he can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing him occasionally. 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15) Swat at flies that don't exist. 16) Tell people that you can see their aura. 17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 20) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on." 25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lostiniowa Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor those are very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor Tominator, this thread brought back some funny memories of my brother and I and I want to share it. This is my brother who on the hoof in this pic was 6'7" and weighed just a tad under 300lbs. (baby brother ).. We were in a building with a huge amount of floors and a very large elevator with superwide doors. He looked just the same as he does in the pic only had his hair hanging in front of his face so he looked like "Cousin it". He stood inside the elevator, directly in front of the doors so when it opens people would be looking at him. Most people get barely above his chest. I stood in the back to take in the facial expressions and man what a blast! A couple of punks (you know, the ones that act bad..but its all for show) were standing there when the door opened and if I could had that as a Kodak moment to show them the expression on your face just prior to urinating yourself, it would have been priceless!! This fella, although VERY large, has a heart of gold and very friendly. He appearance just doesn't say it.. Anyway here is the pic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Shooter Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor hahahahaha nice ones....i like the story!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor awesome, funny stuff from both of ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GobblerBuster618 Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor Those are hillarious. Man I think i would get a little nervous to say the least when the door opened and he was standing there lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntinsonovagun Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor I was rolling reading those.....those are getting printed off!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor [ QUOTE ] Tominator, this thread brought back some funny memories of my brother and I and I want to share it. This is my brother who on the hoof in this pic was 6'7" and weighed just a tad under 300lbs. (baby brother ).. We were in a building with a huge amount of floors and a very large elevator with superwide doors. He looked just the same as he does in the pic only had his hair hanging in front of his face so he looked like "Cousin it". He stood inside the elevator, directly in front of the doors so when it opens people would be looking at him. Most people get barely above his chest. I stood in the back to take in the facial expressions and man what a blast! A couple of punks (you know, the ones that act bad..but its all for show) were standing there when the door opened and if I could had that as a Kodak moment to show them the expression on your face just prior to urinating yourself, it would have been priceless!! This fella, although VERY large, has a heart of gold and very friendly. He appearance just doesn't say it.. Anyway here is the pic... [/ QUOTE ] LMAO I think I just tinkled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_BUCK_1 Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor lol that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor LOL those are good, both of ya's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6sixpoint_nobrows Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor haha, those are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor glad i've never ridden a elevator you're on, tomin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitRmisS Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor thats hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor Those are funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor See why its good to be on Swampy's side and never cross him on here, the family tree is pretty big according to that picture of his "baby brother" so its guys like Swampy you want on your side!! Did I mention I always liked you Swampy!! LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor [ QUOTE ] Tominator, this thread brought back some funny memories of my brother and I and I want to share it. This is my brother who on the hoof in this pic was 6'7" and weighed just a tad under 300lbs. (baby brother ).. We were in a building with a huge amount of floors and a very large elevator with superwide doors. He looked just the same as he does in the pic only had his hair hanging in front of his face so he looked like "Cousin it". He stood inside the elevator, directly in front of the doors so when it opens people would be looking at him. Most people get barely above his chest. I stood in the back to take in the facial expressions and man what a blast! A couple of punks (you know, the ones that act bad..but its all for show) were standing there when the door opened and if I could had that as a Kodak moment to show them the expression on your face just prior to urinating yourself, it would have been priceless!! This fella, although VERY large, has a heart of gold and very friendly. He appearance just doesn't say it.. Anyway here is the pic... [/ QUOTE ] BIGFOOT SIGHTING!! BIGFOOT SIGHTING!! BIGFOOT SIGHTING!! Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor I wish I had a pic of me standing next to him. I am just under 6ft tall, and he towers over me. With nothing next to him for comparison, it is tough to see how extremely large he actually is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palssonater Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor I'll take your word for it. He looks like a big dude. Kinda reminds me of the Toby Keith video where he gets beat up. Toby's big, that guy was bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor [ QUOTE ] I wish I had a pic of me standing next to him. I am just under 6ft tall, and he towers over me. With nothing next to him for comparison, it is tough to see how extremely large he actually is. [/ QUOTE ] I think 6' 7" pretty much covers it Ken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I wish I had a pic of me standing next to him. I am just under 6ft tall, and he towers over me. With nothing next to him for comparison, it is tough to see how extremely large he actually is. [/ QUOTE ] I think 6' 7" pretty much covers it Ken. [/ QUOTE ] Tominator... Do your remember the pic of him standing in front of the doorway at OCC (Orange County Choppers), that I posted here a couple years back?? He made the door look kinda small?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I wish I had a pic of me standing next to him. I am just under 6ft tall, and he towers over me. With nothing next to him for comparison, it is tough to see how extremely large he actually is. [/ QUOTE ] I think 6' 7" pretty much covers it Ken. [/ QUOTE ] Tominator... Do your remember the pic of him standing in front of the doorway at OCC (Orange County Choppers), that I posted here a couple years back?? He made the door look kinda small?? [/ QUOTE ] Yep, I do remember that, now that you mention it. He certainly filled that doorway. Who else was in that pic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor Nobody, just him and the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor Thought there was someone next to him marveling at his size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: Elevator Humor Hilarious ideas for elevator rides. LOL But now I'm more curious about some of the pictures you guys are talking about. Post them up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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