TreeWalker Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 While at the supper table the other night, my daughters were chatting about what they were gonna be when they grew up.......my 6 year old was gonna be a baby doctor, my 4 year old was gonna be a fashion designer.....and my 2 year old......well....she's gonna be a BEAR.....RAAaaawwrrrr..... The wife and just about spewed our food out in laughter.....it was too funny....hands up in claw-like pose and everything..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10acboy Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... That's good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... LOL...I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... yeah man they do say the darndest things. But they also do things that are pretty funny. I'm doing a project at my college that I have to observe a classroom. The class im observing is a class I was in back in the day. I'm observing a 2nd grade teacher's class. The same class, not even changing much at all. I went in there on the 3 week and this youngster was sitting on my lap, reading a scary story. The book was like a pop up book with character poppin up when you turn the page. Well this WereWolf popped up and he let off a explosive fart. I mean it was loud and it lingered a little lol. He was sitting on my lap and I felt my skin under my pants vibrate. All the kids were laughing and I tried my hardest to keep them quite. The teacher came in and asked who farted. The door was shut and she could still hear it. But what was funny about the whole farting, the kid turned around and blamed me. The kids still today call me Mr. FartMan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... AHHH The innocence of a 2 year old. It's a beautiful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... [ QUOTE ] yeah man they do say the darndest things. But they also do things that are pretty funny. I'm doing a project at my college that I have to observe a classroom. The class im observing is a class I was in back in the day. I'm observing a 2nd grade teacher's class. The same class, not even changing much at all. I went in there on the 3 week and this youngster was sitting on my lap, reading a scary story. The book was like a pop up book with character poppin up when you turn the page. Well this WereWolf popped up and he let off a explosive fart. I mean it was loud and it lingered a little lol. He was sitting on my lap and I felt my skin under my pants vibrate. All the kids were laughing and I tried my hardest to keep them quite. The teacher came in and asked who farted. The door was shut and she could still hear it. But what was funny about the whole farting, the kid turned around and blamed me. The kids still today call me Mr. FartMan. [/ QUOTE ] That's priceless...........thanks for sharing there Mr. Fartman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... Love those kid stories. Makes you want to freeze them at certain ages. I noticed my "little" 3 year old watching TV the other day, sitting in his little pillow chair. Last year he used to be swallowed up in that thing, now, he barely fits. They grow too fast, and it's worse with him because I know it's the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronS Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... A bear...priceless. Mr. Fartman...I'm rolling here! Here's my story. Hunter turns 1 next week so I haven't had the pleasure of being embarassed by him yet. My youngest stepdaughter Alyssa is always coming up with some dandies however. Last summer ('04) we were at the Relay for Life talking to some of the members on our team. My wife has always spearheaded a team or two each year and the girls have grown up around it and are used to being there. At that time, my wife was very pregnant with Hunter. One of our teammates, a great lady in her mid 40's (who is always trying to lose that extra 10 pounds) was chit-chatting with my wife about the upcoming baby. When the talking seemed to be over and she saw an opportunity, Alyssa wanted to be nice and add to the conversation. With the biggest smile on her face and as sweet as could be, she asked our friend: "When are you having your baby?" My wife and I were nervously looking for the closest rock to crawl under. Our friend just chuckled and said, "Oh, I'm not sweetie." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeWalker Posted October 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... That's a good one....I've got an equally embarrassing moment for you....... When my oldest girl was only 2, we were walking down the isles of a department store....think it was Sears........I was looking at some tools on the shelves, when I hear her talking to somebody...... I ask her "Honey, who are you talking to ?" She say....... "That big fat guy over there !!"...pointing to him as he looks at us........... Talk about want to crawl under a rock.....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Chief Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... Kids are hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_BUCK_1 Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... lol that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gfourhunter Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... the other day i was talking to one of my sisters friends that i have not seen in 15 years.my 10 year old boy was with me amd seen her. the next day i was out with my wife a kids and he up and said DAD WHO WAS THAR LADY YOU WAS TALKING TO. talking about putting your head in a noose. the wife went nuts on me. some of you guys can just hear it. you know. im still in the dog house. i owe him one now. thanks sone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mnarcher Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... I remember when my youngest son was 1 or 2 we were in WalMart shopping. We got him a bag of popcorn to eat. Anyway we were stopped in the kids clothes and there was another little boy in a cart watching him eat his popcorn. All of a sudden my son blurts out "Stop looking at me kid!" We laugh about that all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... haha, thats preety funny, reminds me of some things i have heard kids say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... That is good... Kids! There the greatest...That's for sure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... That's too cute! LOL!!! When my son Jack was 2 years old I was taking him into the bathroom at Target. Upon opening the bathroom door........a very unpleasant smell hit us. The bathroom is FULL of ladies. In that split second.....I knew what was coming. But before I could reach down and put my hand over his little mouth...........out spews: " MOMMY.................EEEEEEEEWWWW........WHO POOTED IN HERE???????????" Loud enough mind you...to be heard in the parking lot. I though I was gonna die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... [ QUOTE ] That's too cute! LOL!!! When my son Jack was 2 years old I was taking him into the bathroom at Target. Upon opening the bathroom door........a very unpleasant smell hit us. The bathroom is FULL of ladies. In that split second.....I knew what was coming. But before I could reach down and put my hand over his little mouth...........out spews: " MOMMY.................EEEEEEEEWWWW........WHO POOTED IN HERE???????????" Loud enough mind you...to be heard in the parking lot. I though I was gonna die. [/ QUOTE ] Hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... now there's some funny stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... My daughter and wife drove past a farmer spreading cow manure on the field. Carlee asked mommy who pooped mommy said it was the cows. Carlee looked her right in the eye and said " COWS NEED CHANGED" LOL. I have to go to a parade of homes to represent our kitchens, Carlee told me I didn't need to go to work to get money. I said I don't ha, she said just get it out of your pocket, that's where mommy gets hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Kids say the darndest things.... LOL...thats funny.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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