popgun Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Walkie-Talkie Talkin’ I decided to check on some of my friends on the walkie-talkie, and see how their hunts were going…. Fissssssss….”Anyone got their ears on today?”…Fissssssss Fisssssss…..”Buckee here eh”…..Fissssssss “Saw a nice one yesterdae while I was painting a house. He came so close I splashed some yellow colour house paint on em’. If anyone up ere sees a nice buck splattered with yellow colour house paint…Don’t shoot him… ee’s mine eh?” Fissssssss Fissssssss…. “This is JB”…..Fissssssss “I’m just getting out here and have found this old dead tree I’m hanging my climber in now. There isn’t a limb left on it, cause all of them have rotted and fallen off. I think this will be a great location. I’ll check back with you all laterrrrrr.”……Fissssssss Fissssssss…. “Breaker, this is Racksie, checkin’ in.”…..Fissssssss…. “I’m headed north through Colorado and just passed Molass Pass…Headed to Grizzly Peak now and then towards Ouray”….Fissssssss…. “Saw six nice mulies, two whitetails, one elk, sixty-nine armadillos, and thirty-five raccoons on the side of the road this morning. They’re all about as flat as Mexican tortillas, but would make up a pretty good stew.” ….Fissssssss Fissssssss…. “Tominator’s here now and getting hungry after hearing about the stew meat”…..Fissssssss….. “I shot a really nice fawn this morning and talked ohiobucks into volunteering to drag it out for me”…Fissssssss…. “He is taking my trophy to the taxidermist for me as we speak.” ….Fissssssss….”I just wonder if I can talk him into paying for it?”….Fissssssss Fissssssss…. “Hey everybody it’s me…Dogdoc”…Fissssssss….”I got out their early this morning in my mansion on stilts, got my stove warmed up, got the coffee brewing.” Fissssssss….. “Jeramie, griz, Robk, Roadkill10, gator, MCH, Tony, maddhunter, Ambuscher, hutchies, youngbuck, theghost, and HSOG, all showed up to visit….. We got to talking about our archery shootout, and no one looked out the window to see all the deer eating my trefoil and clover.”…..Fissssssss “Right now everyone but me is scattered all over the floor in this shootin’ house taking naps…..None of us did any huntin’ but it’s okay, because they did bring the doughnuts.”….Fissssssss Fissssssss…. “SoundsLikeYouGuysAreAllHavingABlast”….Fisssss “By theway this is kansascutie and I hope everyoneoutheiru is going to geta bigbuck and remember to play it saffeguys and lletthe little ones go so theycan rgrow and you knowwhatImeandontcha”. Fissssssss Fissssssss…. “I couldn’t make it out this morning, because I hurt my ankle playing soccor with the varsity team last night after I cleaned out the dorms. I was afraid I might not be able to get to the top of my stand ladder if I went out to hunt. If it weren’t for my sprained ankle, sore thumb, my dislocated scapula and my bruised femur I would be out there. Plus to top it all off..... I lost one of my contacts this morning down the toilet. By the way this is …..” … Fisssssss Fissssssss…. “RyanH is listening”….Fissssssss ….. “I couldn’t get up this morning to go out to the woods…..I stayed up all night chasing the ladies.”….Fissssssss….. “I was already pretty tired from paddling my boat back to shore yesterday….300 gallon tank, and I forgot to put gas in it…I just had enough to get it off the trailer and about 300 yards from shore.”….Fissssssss Fissssssss…. “I saw one today running across the field.” …..Fissssssss…. “By the way this here is LifeNRA….Fissssssss “anyway I didn’t shoot cause there was an NRA sticker on that deer’s buttocks……I was afraid it may have been another member in camo.”….Fissssssss Fissssssss….. “Hey everybody this here is Slughunter breaking in on the conversation.”….Fissssssssss…. “Almost the same thing happened today while me and lostiniowa were hunting.”…..Fissssssss….. “We both saw the deer, but I wouldn’t shoot cause I thought it might be a democrat deer, and he wouldn’t shoot cause he don’t know the difference.” …..Fisssssssss Fisssssss….. “Good morning guys, this here is jdicky, checking in.” ….Fissssssss…. “I saw the Bigfoot this morning…I think I saw him…..Maybe it was him…..At least I caught a glimpse of it….Or maybe I smelled it….It could have been something dead on the side of the road but I’m positive I saw, smelled, or think I caught a glimpse of something strange…..It had to be Bigfoot” .….Fisssssss Fissssssss…. “Halleluiah, preacherman here”….Fisssssss “As much as I tried I could not get the deacons to approve having our services out in the deer woods.” ……Fissssssss….. “My hopes are high for next year because we now have the committee on committees looking into appointing a committee to look into the situation…..Fissssssss Fissssssss….. “Hey everyone,”…..Fissssssss …. “This is Team Realtree.” ….Fissssssss I overheard the comment about the NRA sticker on the deer’s buttocks and will let it go this time, but watch your language or I will be forced to delete your conversation.”….Fissssssss …. “By the way, don’t forget to put your location on the Frapper Map so I will know where you are in case I need to discipline you in person.”…..Fissssssss … “Now I have to go out and give away some more t-shirts and caps, and NO you can’t have one.”….Fissssssss Fisssssss….. “I got a good 12 pointer this morning…..maybe a 16 pointer.”….Fissssssss “This here is “The Sarge” but you guys can still call me TreeStandBowHunter.”…. Fissssssss …. “This deer was walking across the grass and it seemed too danged puny to shoot, so I just yelled at it…. “HALT”, I said. “And that deer just stiffened up at attention and fell over dead. That scrawny little puke had no right walking across a Veterans Cemetery, and besides that, it didn’t salute the Flag of the United States of America when it passed. Semper Fi” ….. Fissssssss…. “How about you Norm Sauceman?.....You got your ears on this evening?”…..Fissssssss….. “Norm?”....Fissssssss….. “Hey Norm?”….. Fissssssss Fisssssss…… “zzzzzzzzzzz……ZZZZZZZZZ…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” …Fissssssssss ....popgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: LOL... Im cracking up to hard to even comment..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: LMAO! LOL that was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: lmao, thats the first time i've ever seen anything like that on here. You must be reaaalllyyy bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: LOL! That is hilarious popgun... absolutely hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntinsonovagun Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: LOL....that's great!! This needs a 'sticky'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: Boy Pop, you have way to much time on your hands. LMAO. FSSSSSS this is Jbeck, I havn't made it out yet, Carlee neede her fingernails painted. gotta go, Tea Time. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: [ QUOTE ] “This here is “The Sarge” but you guys can still call me TreeStandBowHunter.”…. Fissssssss …. “This deer was walking across the grass and it seemed too danged puny to shoot, so I just yelled at it…. “HALT”, I said. “And that deer just stiffened up at attention and fell over dead. That scrawny little puke had no right walking across a Veterans Cemetery, and besides that, it didn’t salute the Flag of the United States of America when it passed. Semper Fi” ….. [/ QUOTE ] Popgun, absolutley hilarious. This here deserves to be "The most funniest post of 2005" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: you forgot to mention that tightwad gator brought day old donuts popgun---you need to do some hunting brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambuscher Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: Hey popgun, You do know that muzzle loader season is open, right?!?!??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popgun Posted October 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: I was out there Sat. for the am and pm hunt. Today is simply a repeat of 85 degree temperatures during the day dropping to 60 tonight. The only thing moving out there was the skeeters, and the sweat dripping off my forehead. Today I was trying to find a cure for "Writer's Block". I'll get out there again in the next few days, but I'm retired, so I can hunt every day. I'm in no hurry to fill my tags and sit with nothing to do. ....popgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogwild63 Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: That was purdy darn good. [ QUOTE ] I'll get out there again in the next few days, but I'm retired, so I can hunt every day. I'm in no hurry to fill my tags and sit with nothing to do. [/ QUOTE ] So I take it this will probably go on all season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: That was funny right there! You gotta publish your stuff man you seriously could be the next McManus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: Popgun! You have outdone yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: fissssss... hope i'm on your good side... fisssss. great stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyrod64 Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: That was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: Heck, I didn't even know popgun had a sence of humour ...LOL (jk) That is a priceless piece of writing there buddy My wife was wondering what the heck I was laughing at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: LMBO... That was down right funny right there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: OMG--Classic. One of the best posts I've ever read in here Jeff. Bravo. Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSGB Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: ROFL That's great! I needed a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: Fissssssss…. “Hey everybody it’s me…Dogdoc”…Fissssssss….”I got out their early this morning in my mansion on stilts, got my stove warmed up, got the coffee brewing.” Fissssssss….. “Jeramie, griz, Robk, Roadkill10, gator, MCH, Tony, maddhunter, Ambuscher, hutchies, youngbuck, theghost, and HSOG, all showed up to visit….. We got to talking about our archery shootout, and no one looked out the window to see all the deer eating my trefoil and clover.”…..Fissssssss “Right now everyone but me is scattered all over the floor in this shootin’ house taking naps…..None of us did any huntin’ but it’s okay, because they did bring the doughnuts.”….Fissssssss That's funny right there but you forgot about Todd lecturing us on how to our foodplots as green and plush as his was. That's why we all fell asleep. I bet RyanH is still paddling cause with a boat that big it would take a shipful of vikings with paddles to get him back to shore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion_70 Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: LOL.. that's hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: Good stuff right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texastrophies Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: Nuf said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Checking on Hunting Friends: ROTFLMAO Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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