texastrophies Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Armageddon arrived and everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise. God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines - one line for those who were true heads of their household and the other line for those who were dominated by their women. All of the women are to report to St Peter." Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was thousands of miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you only one obeyed. Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women LOL, Yep I'm there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women that would be me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffy Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women That was good! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women AMEN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladydiehard Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Chief Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women I would be in line by myself as well. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women I thought you were going to say that one man was J.B. since he will never have a wife again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palssonater Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women I talk the talk, but she usually kicks my feet out from underneath me before I can walk the walk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women Gee, you'll never hear TSBH tell this joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women LMBO!! Good One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women hehehehehe that would be me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women [ QUOTE ] LOL, Yep I'm there. [/ QUOTE ] Thank god im not the only one..... I prove, on a weekly basis, that I cant exist without my wife. I dont know what happened. I use to be able to think on my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lilbuckmaster Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women that was pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Shooter Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women ahhaha that was very funny good one haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: One for the Women LOL! That's too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: One for the Women lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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