preacherman Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Was doing some research for a class that I am teaching and came across some funny country song titles.............here is my all time favorite! "Get your tongue out of my mouth, 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Re: Funniest Country Song Titles I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling Dead skunk in the middle of the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSGB Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Re: Funniest Country Song Titles Little Suzie.........nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popgun Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Re: Funniest Country Song Titles Thats good. Is it a real song title, or did you make that up? How's about: "I got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back cryin' over you." .....popgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browning_gold_12 Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Re: Funniest Country Song Titles whats the one larry the cable guy sang? "cant get over you, til you get out from under him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayman Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Re: Funniest Country Song Titles A real song title by Vince Gill and his friends "The Notorious Chery Bombs"... "It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your (butt) out all day long." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Re: Funniest Country Song Titles I heard a song probably 15 years ago. Didn't know who sang it, never heard it again, but the line was: "I want to kiss her but, .............she won't let me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LLBUX Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Re: Funniest Country Song Titles Two Johnny Cash songs 'Dirty Old Egg-sucking Dog' 'I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted November 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Re: Funniest Country Song Titles Here are a few from the list: 1 - "Billy broke my heart at Walgreens and I cried all the way to Sears" 2 - "I thought she was out jogging, but she was running around on me" 3 - "Mama get the hammer (there's a fly on papa's head)" 4 - "Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in bed" 5 - "Guess my eyes were bigger than my heart" 6 - "I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart" 7 - "She feels like a new man tonight" 8 - "The last word in lonesome is "Me" 9 - "Do you love as good as you look" 10 - "You're the reason our kids are so ugly" 11 - "I changed her oil, she changed my life" 12 - "She got the ring and I got the finger!" 13 - "I've got teh hungries for your love and I'm waiting in your welfare line" 14 - "I wouldn't take her to a dog fight because I am afraid that she'd win" 15 - and last but certainly not least, "I fell in a pile of you and got love all over me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Re: Funniest Country Song Titles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Re: Funniest Country Song Titles lol wonder how many of these are real songs ... nm dont really want too know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nut Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Re: Funniest Country Song Titles "My wife thinks you're dead" by Junior Brown Junior Brown rules btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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