Keeping "Their" Promises

[David_218]

We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that

a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the

country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected

President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for

those who still want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell

and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi

Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil

Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"),

Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as

well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and

anyone else who made that promise, please dispose

of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of

the Funship Cruise,

"Elation," which has been commissioned to take you

to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell

Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward,

and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more

years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may

not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore

as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry

hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from

the media.

Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",

Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen,

John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his

past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless

he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating

the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his

new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip

flops as you will need them! while playing.

Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of

Emergency Procedures

Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and

Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements

for your homes,friends and loved ones, please direct

your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village

can raise your children while you're gone, and she can

watch over all your money and your furnishings until

you return.

"Bon Voyage!"

[buckee]

Re: Keeping \"Their\" Promises

Let me know when their departure date is. I'd like to plan my vacation for then, so I can be there to wave goodbye.

Thanks

[dg]

Re: Keeping \"Their\" Promises

Good Post! Thanks..................

[carbonhunter]

Re: Keeping \"Their\" Promises

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Let me know when their departure date is. I'd like to plan my vacation for then, so I can be there to wave goodbye.

Thanks

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after that let me know when i can wave goodbye to you at the US border