ladydiehard Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer's yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt on his land. The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor? That old mule over there is 20 years old and sick with cancer, but I don't have the heart to kill her. Would you do it for me? The hunter said, "Sure" and headed for the car. Walking back, however, he decided to pull a trick on his hunting buddies. He got into the car and when they asked if the farmer said it was OK, he said, "No, we can't hunt here, but I'm going to teach that old cuss a lesson." With that, he rolled down his window, stuck his gun out and blasted the mule. As he exclaimed, "There, that will teach him!" A second shot rang out from the passenger side and one of his hunting buddies shouted, "I got the cow!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: What a deal! That's a classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: What a deal! LOL...that one always made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: What a deal! [ QUOTE ] LOL...that one always made me chuckle [/ QUOTE ] Ditto! Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: What a deal! Funny I saw a COPS spoof once where the guy said the same thing....feigning pure anguish at his dog that was sick and he didn't have the heart to do it. The cop bolsters up in the alleyway and shoots the dog. Just then an old lady next door comes running out, sees the dog, and starts screaming "What have you done to my dog?". The guy pretending to be in anguish says "hey lady, I told you to shut that dog up" and walks off! New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: What a deal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: What a deal! Holy Crap that was good.... people are looking at me in this lab saying what the heck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Goose Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: What a deal! [ QUOTE ] Funny I saw a COPS spoof once where the guy said the same thing....feigning pure anguish at his dog that was sick and he didn't have the heart to do it. The cop bolsters up in the alleyway and shoots the dog. Just then an old lady next door comes running out, sees the dog, and starts screaming "What have you done to my dog?". The guy pretending to be in anguish says "hey lady, I told you to shut that dog up" and walks off! New [/ QUOTE ] Reno 911 is the show... Dam funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheNumber1Young1 Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: What a deal! lol, great jokes, hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: What a deal! That is a classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffy Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: What a deal! LMBO! Thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: What a deal! LOL That is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitrrophybowhunter Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Re: What a deal! That is too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Re: What a deal! yea baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Re: What a deal! A classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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