Dakota Posted November 13, 2005 Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 If you're a blonde this isn't supposed to be offensive. Okay, now this guy takes his wife out deer hunting. Of course, she's a blonde. He puts her on his favorite tree stand and goes off to drive the deer towards her. After about twenty minutes, she hears some twigs breaking out in front of her. So, she looks through the scope of the old 'nought six (.30-06) and sees some brown in the brush. Bam! She climbs out of the stand and walks over to the "deer". To her dismay, it's her husband. So, she calls 9-1-1 and someone answers. "Help! I've shot my husband on accident!" "Okay," says the man. "Are you sure he's dead?" There is a break on the end of the line followed by a gun shot. "Yep," says the blonde. "He's dead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke Very old joke....almost funny...was funny the first time I guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke Thats the first time for me deerslayer and its funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke Geez! Talk about a true blonde eh! That's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_BUCK_1 Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke that is a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drkillemquick Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke Sounds like my ex-wife, great joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6sixpoint_nobrows Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke sounds like something that would happen on our state ground, im glad i dont shotgun hunt there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinger-Hunter Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke The first time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSGB Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke [ QUOTE ] The first time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur. [/ QUOTE ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] The first time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Man, you guys are brutal! But they are right..very old joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller66 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lilbuckmaster Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke I have heard that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NY_Bowhunter14 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke Two men from West Virginia went hunting. They were named Billy and Jimmy. Billy said to Jimmy, "Shoot at any deer that moves." They both went to different tree stands. Well, Billy forgot his smokes and went to ask Jimmy for a cigarette. When Billy started going over to Jimmy, Jimmy shot him. Jimmy took him to the hospital and the doctor comes out. Jimmy asks, "Will he be O.K. Doc?" The doctor said, "Sure, if you hadn't field dressed him in the woods." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stick Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke love it man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Deer Huntin\' Joke [ QUOTE ] Two men from West Virginia went hunting. They were named Billy and Jimmy. Billy said to Jimmy, "Shoot at any deer that moves." They both went to different tree stands. Well, Billy forgot his smokes and went to ask Jimmy for a cigarette. When Billy started going over to Jimmy, Jimmy shot him. Jimmy took him to the hospital and the doctor comes out. Jimmy asks, "Will he be O.K. Doc?" The doctor said, "Sure, if you hadn't field dressed him in the woods." [/ QUOTE ] Lol. You obviously have a lot of freetime on your hands! Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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