HarvDog Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 A farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night, she was always complaining about something. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch. As he sat down to eat his lunch, his wife began haranguing him again. All of a sudden, the mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her in the back of the head and killed her on the spot. At the funeral, the minister noticed that when a woman mourner approached the farmer, he would listen, then nod his head in agreement. However, when a man mourner approached, he would listen then shake his head in disagreement. After the funeral, the minister asked the farmer about this odd behavior. The farmer explained "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, and I'd nod my head in agreement. When the men came up, they wanted to know if the mule was for sale!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntinsonovagun Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule LOL....good one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MonsterBuckMatt Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule lol that is so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule Air...air! I NEED air! Lol. Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule ROFLMAO Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule DOH! funny.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule LOL nice one ... so is it ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule I know some men that would pay good money for that mule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule hehehehehehehehehehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHuntinPastor Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHuntinPastor Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule I better call Mrs. Harvdog and make sure she is okay. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhunter91 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule ROFLMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule That's funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule LOL! That's hilarious.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6sixpoint_nobrows Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule haha, nice.....nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gwv Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZooBear Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule I find jokes like this really shameful! Have we really sank so low? Joking about a mans mule? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted November 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule [ QUOTE ] I better call Mrs. Harvdog and make sure she is okay. LOL [/ QUOTE ] No, no! Mrs. Harvdog is just fine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge4x4 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Mule Git-r-dun! That is good. This is the second hilarious joke I've seen on here today, and I'm not sure I've seen ANY before this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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