HarvDog Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond Yep, seen that one before...still pretty good though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Reloader Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond [ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Gotta agree here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond [ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] YUP!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gwv Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond Thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond LOL, Hope the old geezer did have a heart attack. I could just picture blue off of OLD SCHOOL doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond that was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheNumber1Young1 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond [ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] LmAo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MonsterBuckMatt Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge4x4 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond LOL! That's me, and my dad, and my uncles, and my grandpa, and my cousins. LMBO! That is great. I love that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond Wheres the pics.... oh wait nm lol .... thats pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond ROFLING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_BUCK_1 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond lol that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond HEHEHE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond LMAO! Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deerslayer2295 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond Very good, wish I was the farmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: A Farmer and His Pond That's terrible. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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