HarvDog Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Instructions on how to clean your toilet... 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom a! nd the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... That is a riot. LMBOROF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... LMBO that is freaking hillarious lol .... I feal some cat lovers though lol ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... that'll work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... LMBO!!!! Yeah, I think that's what happened to the cat in J.B.'s avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... Hey I am a cat lover!!!! and that is still freaking hilarious...don't think my 25 pound cat is gonna fit in the toilet though!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... [ QUOTE ] that is good... I remember washing my cat's paws when he came in for the night(dirt in the bed is not cool) that dude would freak at water so I had to just start filling up the tub and throwing him in repeatedly.... we both enjoyed that immensely [/ QUOTE ] Any pics of that???????????? LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... [ QUOTE ] uhhhh...no....... [/ QUOTE ] DANG! Of course, that probably was hard enough catching the cat and throwing him back in the tub over and over, never mind trying to hold a camera huh??? Cats. Never feed one a piece of bologna without removing the red string first................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... And don't tie a balloon to their tale either. Talk about schizophrenia!!! Our persian cat lost his MIND when he couldn't figure out why that balloon was following him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... [ QUOTE ] And don't tie a balloon to their tale either. Talk about schizophrenia!!! Our persian cat lost his MIND when he couldn't figure out why that balloon was following him. [/ QUOTE ] nah that is just persians...my cat would simply shred both the string and the baloon and not have any problems..it wouldn't be following him any more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] And don't tie a balloon to their tale either. Talk about schizophrenia!!! Our persian cat lost his MIND when he couldn't figure out why that balloon was following him. [/ QUOTE ] nah that is just persians...my cat would simply shred both the string and the baloon and not have any problems..it wouldn't be following him any more... [/ QUOTE ] ................maybe. How well does he do in the dryer?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... He thinks it is his bed if you leave the door open ...Turned it on while he was in there only once...kept the door open and held the door buton by hand...only let it turn once ...thought it would keep him from climbing in there again ...didn't work ...still have to drag him outa there if I leave it open, so we try not to leave it open . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... LOL. Unfortunately we didn't realize ours was in there for a couple of minutes. Shoulda used fabric softener. He looked like he'd been electrocuted. Not funny, but FUNNY!!!! He was okay. But he's no longer with us.....that was about 13 years ago. I don't have cats anymore. They eat my birds and lizards. SORRY FOR HIJACKING HARV!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest INHunterman Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... lol nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VtBowhunter Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... LMAO........Sounds like a good way to spend a saturday night.........6 pack and a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_BUCK_1 Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... lol that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fourtrax_300 Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... lol,thats good. to bad i dont have a cat or a toliet big enough to puy my 80 pound dog in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... Hey cats are good for something after all L.M.A.O. good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Goose Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... i don't have a cat but my neighbor does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted November 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... [ QUOTE ] i don't have a cat but my neighbor does [/ QUOTE ] Even better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... i just may try that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge4x4 Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet... Awww shucks, I've been doin that'un for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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