Barbie Shopping


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Christmas is approaching. It's Barbie time:

A guy shopping sees a Barbie display and asks how much the Barbies are.

The salesgirl responds: "Which one? We have Gymnasium Barbie at $19.95, Volleyball Barbie at $19.95, Shopping Barbie at $19.95, Surfer Barbie at $19.95, Disco Barbie at $19.95 and Divorced Barbie at $299.95."

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's jewelry, Ken's money, Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend..."

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Christmas is approaching. It's Barbie time:

A guy shopping sees a Barbie display and asks how much the Barbies are.

The salesgirl responds: "Which one? We have Gymnasium Barbie at $19.95, Volleyball Barbie at $19.95, Shopping Barbie at $19.95, Surfer Barbie at $19.95, Disco Barbie at $19.95 and Divorced Barbie at $299.95."

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's jewelry, Ken's money, Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend..."

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Hey..I'm Ken...who is this Barbie my wife wants to know?? blush.gifgrin.gif

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