LifeNRA Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Copied this on a PA Hunting forum I belong too! Since I burned my doe tag due to the lack of deer. Thought this was funny!!! LMBO!!!!! Twas the night before christmas and all though the house, I was surfing the internet by clicking on the mouse. I turned on the tv to the outdoor channel to see thee, those big huge whitetails Gary Alt promised me. I made some hot wings and grabbed a cold beer, but wishing I had BBQ tenderloins from a PA deer. I looked out the window across the moonlite snow with glee, HOLY COW, there was 8 big buck standing underneath the tree. I grabbed the 30-06 and started the sneak, because I knew the game wardens were all asleep. I tip-toed across the yard and raised my gun with hope, all of a sudden, there was a some big fat guy in my scope. I said to the man, "your lucky your not dead." "you almost had a 180 grain in your head." The old man looked at me and said, "You know who i am, Hoss." "Im the dude from the north pole they call Santa Claus." Then I thought about the kids and felt like a dumb hick, I didnt want to be the one who shot old Saint Nick. His sliegh was so full I asked if he needed a hand, becasue I was hoping for a gun or new tree stand. He told me to be quiet so we didnt wake up Ma, as he look at the garage and asked if I had a saw. I knew what he was doing and made a bold prediction, he needed to make some changes becasue of Antler Restriction! He told his reindeer about some bad luck, that all you deer will soon be small Y-buck. He cut with care each antler one by one, those reindeer were all mad after he was done. He made each deer wear a bullet proof vest, knowing his next stop in CENTRAL PA could be a mess. He heard it was easier to see a mountain lion or an allien abduction, since there was no deer because the PGC came up with a thing called herd reduction. as santa went away in his sleigh, all I could hear, was that he said, "burn your doe tags to save the deer!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tunkhannockbowhunter Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: PA DEER HUNTERS \"TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS\" haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PAhardwoods Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: PA DEER HUNTERS \"TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTM haha thats good!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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