PA DEER HUNTERS "TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS"


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Copied this on a PA Hunting forum I belong too! Since I burned my doe tag due to the lack of deer. Thought this was funny!!! LMBO!!!!!

Twas the night before christmas and all though the house,

I was surfing the internet by clicking on the mouse.

I turned on the tv to the outdoor channel to see thee,

those big huge whitetails Gary Alt promised me.

I made some hot wings and grabbed a cold beer,

but wishing I had BBQ tenderloins from a PA deer.

I looked out the window across the moonlite snow with glee,

HOLY COW, there was 8 big buck standing underneath the tree.

I grabbed the 30-06 and started the sneak,

because I knew the game wardens were all asleep.

I tip-toed across the yard and raised my gun with hope,

all of a sudden, there was a some big fat guy in my scope.

I said to the man, "your lucky your not dead."

"you almost had a 180 grain in your head."

The old man looked at me and said, "You know who i am, Hoss."

"Im the dude from the north pole they call Santa Claus."

Then I thought about the kids and felt like a dumb hick,

I didnt want to be the one who shot old Saint Nick.

His sliegh was so full I asked if he needed a hand,

becasue I was hoping for a gun or new tree stand.

He told me to be quiet so we didnt wake up Ma,

as he look at the garage and asked if I had a saw.

I knew what he was doing and made a bold prediction,

he needed to make some changes becasue of Antler Restriction!

He told his reindeer about some bad luck,

that all you deer will soon be small Y-buck.

He cut with care each antler one by one,

those reindeer were all mad after he was done.

He made each deer wear a bullet proof vest,

knowing his next stop in CENTRAL PA could be a mess.

He heard it was easier to see a mountain lion or an allien abduction,

since there was no deer because the PGC came up with a thing called herd reduction.

as santa went away in his sleigh, all I could hear,

was that he said, "burn your doe tags to save the deer!!!!"

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