fisherguy Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 I saw this on another site posted by a guy who saw it on another site and so on . lol One day three bucks are standing around in a clearing shooting the breeze. All of their does are busy feeding when the biggest buck of the three, a big 4 1/2 year old 10 point, speaks up, "Hey did you guys hear about that big buck that supposedly moved into our area? He supposed to be big, but I don't care, I'm not giving up any of my 20 does to another buck. I've worked hard to get where I'm at, and I like our established heirarchy here." Then the next biggest buck, a pretty good-sized 3 1/2 year old 8 point speaks up, "Hey man I agree, I'm not giving up any of my 10 does to this new buck. I've fought for those does, and worked hard, and he's not getting any of them." Then there's the third buck. He's a little 1 1/2 year old spike. He speaks up and his voice is cracking as he says, "Boys I'm not giving up any of my 5 does. No way. THose are mine, and this year I'm getting my piece." Just then, at the other end of the clearing, out steps this absolutely monster buck. He's 350 lbs if he's a pound at all. He's got a huge main frame 12 point rack, with stickers, drop-tines, junk coming off everywhere. His chest is so thick, he looks like an ANgus bull. When he walks, the ground almost shakes. Suddenly, the big 10 point speaks up, "YOu know, I think I could give up a doe or two to this new buck. It's only fair and neighborly." The eight point speaks up next, "I think I could give up a doe or two also." The two bucks look at the little spike expectantly, and he starts pawing the ground, grunting, raking the bushes with his little spikes, and generally carrying on. The big 10 point says "Son!! It's not worth getting killed over, just give him your does." The little spike pipes up, "He can have all my does, I just wanna make sure he knows that I'm a buck!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. Great joke!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. LMBO!!! THats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. That's great!!!! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!THAT'S GOOD STUFF RIGHT THERE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. Too funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. That's Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. LMBO! Yep, that was worthy of a grin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illinoisbowhunter Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. LOL.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. LOL......those crazy little spikers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted November 11, 2004 Report Share Posted November 11, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. LMBO!!! that was a good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. Oh man, that's funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Dominant buck joke. Good One! Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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