buckee Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! OK, I have a good scenorio for you Bart (and gator and anyone else who's interested in Beer Hunting..LOL) Your Beer hunting out of a treestand right. You spot your beer, you take out your tab and tab it, then you just go to down it and it drops, right after your first shot. You thought it was going down for good, but you've failed to down it and it starts running all over the woods. You also know dang well, that it is the only beer in the whole dang woods...now what do you do ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! Cry, that's a waste of a good beer!!!! This is to hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texastrophies Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! This hole thread is really unbeerable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! I ahve been laughng so hard I can beerly read it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! I can't beer to read this thread any longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! No gator, for crying out loud man...crying is your very last resort in a sticky situation like this. For one thing, I would hope that you weren't dumb enough to put your stand more than 5' or so off the ground. Any further off the ground while beer hunting would be totally unsafe, (in my opinion) and better left to those "OTHER" hunters who hoist their stands up 15 and 20 ft...geesh, what nuts eh. So..where were we.....you've taken your shot, dropped the beer, but it never got downed and is now running frantically all over the woods making girgling sounds. You quickly, jump out of your stand, grab the beer by the head (not the tail or your going to lose it for sure) and take another shot. You just keep taking shots until it goes down, but sometimes all your left with is one shot before the beer escapes and eludes you for good. So you'd better grab him fast and hold on for dear life, while taking those final shots. That's the way an ol' feller told me how to recover a wounded beer anyway, and it all makes perfect sense to me. Now what I'd really like to know, is, where is the original poster of this thread gone to. The guy who was so interested in beer hunting in the first place. Have I been pouring my guts out here with this encyclopedia of knowledge on beer hunting, only to see it go to deaf ears? I sure hope not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! LMBO....you are killing me Sherm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTbowman Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! I thought the only thing you could bait beer with is beer nuts... (???) Pretzels are better in late winter for all their carbs... But salt is illegal here in VT, could be in your area too so check your game laws!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! Thanks for the info buckee, now I to can take to the woods and be a safe and ethical beer hunter!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! [ QUOTE ] I thought the only thing you could bait beer with is beer nuts [/ QUOTE ] No way man ...you have to down the beer before you can ever expect to use beer nuts. ...oh never mind...you guys just don't get it ....Why do I even bother...geesh Oh, I'm sorry...did you mean bring the beer nuts from another hunt to use for this one....oh yeah, that's perfectly legal (and safe too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTbowman Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! I also hear that Zima's are about the best estrous scent for beers too.... Is that true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! I figured something like Seagrams or Bacardi would be a better estrous, buckee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTbowman Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! Oh your right. Zima just attracts the doe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! [ QUOTE ] I figured something like Seagrams or Bacardi would be a better estrous, buckee? [/ QUOTE ] That ol'feller told me not to use seagrams or Bacardi, or any of that fancy stuff, while beer hunting. It doesn't do much to attract beer for one thing and when you use it too libarally, before getting on stand, you just end up getting dizzy and disoriented and end up losing your stand location and possibly get lost in the woods to boot. Even if you were successful at using some, when it came time to take a shot at the ol' beer, you'd most likely be too dizzy to take a shot, not to mention forgetting about tabbing it first. Not recommended at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! Man AAAWWW forget it ...Im laughing to darn hard to even type .... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTbowman Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! Just wondering what caliber "funnel" you guys use on those canadian beers...??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! That would be XXXcaliber up here in the north Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! I think you've touched on something HC. I'm a REAL beerhunter. It's got to be at least a 12 or I won't even think about tabbing. But there's some guys out there that call themselves beerhunters who will take the singles! There's nothing I hate more than to walk into my favorite beerhunting grounds and find a 6 with one missing!! Flat ticks me off. IF YOU'RE GONNA HUNT BEERS, DON'T TAB THE SINGLES...LEAVE 'EM FOR THE REAL BEERHUNTERS........(for you gator) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! I was wondering when the King of comedy would show up in this thread Mc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carbonhunter Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! did a little beer hunting last night for the birthday..........i think i filled my limit..........not shure but i know it was a long drag home for my driver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! Look at this poacher.....That's way too much beer for one man!....Almost enough to make you sick to your stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! Man...all those trophy class beers gone to waste eh Kevin. Those are big suckers compared to those little "light" weights caught on camera. How many trohies does one man need eh ...geesh ..poachers ...disgusting I found this remnant of an old trophy beer one time while out shed hunting...poor ol'guy. Makes you wonder how he met his fate, since this is all that was left of the brute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
too_pointer Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! I con't coomant in thus, I jast get baft frum beere haunting tee_poontere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldawg Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! I am a self proclaimed expert at beer hunting, as it was so easy to get one that I had to give it up. Everywhere I looked in my younger days, I found beer in great numbers. Why, you could almost say there was a beer behind every tree back then..(Had to recycle a few of them)! You have to watch it when you do happen to bag a good beer though. Make sure to avoid those beer farts. They are some nasty critters. I think I have too much time on my hands tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 Re: Going beer hunting ! [ QUOTE ] OK, I have a good scenorio for you Bart (and gator and anyone else who's interested in Beer Hunting..LOL) Your Beer hunting out of a treestand right. You spot your beer, you take out your tab and tab it, then you just go to down it and it drops, right after your first shot. You thought it was going down for good, but you've failed to down it and it starts running all over the woods. You also know dang well, that it is the only beer in the whole dang woods...now what do you do ??? [/ QUOTE ] ok sherm, in this situation, are the pretzels open, or not? are they the long stick kind of pretzels, or the little twisted kind? cuz, it makes a difference you know, before you tab a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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