The Little Kittens


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Paul Martin and a CSIS agent are taking a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it. Curious, Martin asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"

She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show him.

"How nice," says Martin. "What kind are they?"

The little girl says, "Liberals." Martin smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.

Three weeks later, Martin is taking another stroll, this time with Jack

Layton. They see the little girl again with the same basket. Martin says, "Watch this, Jack; it's really cute." They approach the little girl. He greets the little girl and says "how are the kittens doing, and she says, "Fine." Then, smirking, he nudges Layton with his elbow and asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?"

She replies, "Conservatives."

Abashed, Martin says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Liberals!"

"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."

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