py_archer Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Q. How do you turn a dishwasher into a sweeper??? A. Put a broom in her hands!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest INHunterman Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** Ha! nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** Good Luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** [ QUOTE ] Good Luck [/ QUOTE ] LOL..and he'll need it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_BUCK_1 Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** lol that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** ..I wonder how this got from the politics room to here Should we shoot him now, or let the ladies have target practice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** [ QUOTE ] Should we shoot him now, or let the ladies have target practice? [/ QUOTE ] Hows that saying go ??? He made his bed now let him sleep in it... This should be interesting to say the least.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** Yeah Steve, I noticed you took something else away too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VtBowhunter Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** [ QUOTE ] Q. How do you turn a dishwasher into a sweeper??? A. Put a broom in her hands!!! [/ QUOTE ] Good luck with that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** I don't think they took that one too kindly, notice how its all guys that have responded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** Dork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alisha Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** Well, as far as the joke made about the broom goes.... here's your courtesy laugh - "ha-ha" - and something for you to think about. Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve 10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions. 9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (It has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.) 8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment. 7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself. 6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage. 5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth. 4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools. 3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault. 2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone." And the No. 1 reason of all: 1. God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** You go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** I like the "I have a dishwasher, I married her" one as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** OH BOY !! this is going to get ugly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** [ QUOTE ] something for you to think about. Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve 10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions. 9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (It has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.) 8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment. 7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself. 6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage. 5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth. 4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools. 3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault. 2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone." And the No. 1 reason of all: 1. God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that." [/ QUOTE ] Do you want me to give you the real top 10 reasons why God created Eve....wait...I can't, not in here ...at least not all of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VtBowhunter Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] something for you to think about. Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve 10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions. 9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (It has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.) 8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment. 7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself. 6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage. 5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth. 4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools. 3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault. 2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone." And the No. 1 reason of all: 1. God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that." [/ QUOTE ] Do you want me to give you the real top 10 reasons why God created Eve....wait...I can't, not in here ...at least not all of them [/ QUOTE ] And here I was thinking there was only one, TSBH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alisha Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** You guys are sick..... LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
py_archer Posted January 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** So this post was'nt deleted but moved to the womens forum? Thanks buckee, I never would have thought of that you instigator, aggravator you good1 I have to go hide now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alisha Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** Suuuuuuuure.... blame it on Buckee. Have you found a good rock to hide under yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** [ QUOTE ] So this post was'nt deleted but moved to the womens forum? Thanks buckee, I never would have thought of that you instigator, aggravator you good1 I have to go hide now [/ QUOTE ] Well it is titled "a joke 4 the ladies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilmissdangerous Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** That is a pretty good joke.LOL HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut10 Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** I thought the #1 reason God made Eve was so Adam could have someone to ignore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitRmisS Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** [ QUOTE ] I thought the #1 reason God made Eve was so Adam could have someone to ignore. [/ QUOTE ] i agree 100% STRUT.... well at least only including thngs we can talk about on this site ....j/k ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies*** [ QUOTE ] Q: Why do women have small feet? A: So they can get closer to the kitchen sink! Q: In fact, why do women have feet at all? A: To get them from the kitch to the bedroom" [/ QUOTE ] Ahhhhhh......................gender-bashing. It's so entertaining. Not gonna respond cause too much of this can get out of hand. We wouldn't want you fellas to get your feelings hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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