***A Joke 4 The Ladies***


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Re: ***A Joke 4 The Ladies***

Well, as far as the joke made about the broom goes.... here's your courtesy laugh - "ha-ha" - and something for you to think about. grin.gif

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (It has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."

And the No. 1 reason of all:

1. God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that."

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something for you to think about. grin.gif

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (It has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."

And the No. 1 reason of all:

1. God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that."

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Do you want me to give you the real top 10 reasons why God created Eve....wait...I can't, not in here tongue.gif ...at least not all of them smirk.gif

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something for you to think about. grin.gif

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (It has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."

And the No. 1 reason of all:

1. God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that."

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Do you want me to give you the real top 10 reasons why God created Eve....wait...I can't, not in here tongue.gif ...at least not all of them smirk.gif

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And here I was thinking there was only one, TSBH. smirk.gif

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Q: Why do women have small feet?

A: So they can get closer to the kitchen sink! grin.gif

Q: In fact, why do women have feet at all?

A: To get them from the kitch to the bedroom" grin.gif

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Ahhhhhh......................gender-bashing. It's so entertaining.

Not gonna respond cause too much of this can get out of hand. We wouldn't want you fellas to get your feelings hurt. smirk.giftongue.gif

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